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Scorpion 316 Posted: 12/3/2006 1:14:40 PM UTC | Message Detail | Unfilter | Author Profile | # 001
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
http://alterego.polemik.ch/#

I didn't care much for the Sims and stuff.. but I love this game. You carry yourself up from the womb into adulthood, there are no graphics, but a lot of wit and humor. You can even die as a child by way of swallowing poison or getting abducted and murdered by a sick, twisted man in his automobile.

This game gets Scorp's Seal of Approval. Play now. Be warned though, it takes a little bit to get to the good stuff and deleting your cookies will erase where you left off.

Besides, with SS offline currently, this is a decent enough substitute and it's pretty fun. >_>
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Scorpion 316 Posted: 12/3/2006 10:47:25 PM UTC | Message Detail | Unfilter | Author Profile | # 002
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I didn't make it that far yet. I'm taking my time with it. <_< I'm only like just getting into Adulthood. I'm playing a goody-two shoes Casanova. >_>
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Scorpion 316 Posted: 12/3/2006 11:07:06 PM UTC | Message Detail | Unfilter | Author Profile | # 003
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Yeah, I bet you were. <_<
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Scorpion 316 Posted: 12/4/2006 12:47:56 AM UTC | Message Detail | Unfilter | Author Profile | # 004
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I'm glad you are. It's fun. =)

I blew a kiss to that lady too, MS. >_> She gave me chocolate.
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Scorpion 316 Posted: 12/4/2006 2:50:17 AM UTC | Message Detail | Unfilter | Author Profile | # 005
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
I died playing softball like MS. Here's a recap of my life.

Good Child, no real problems. Obtained some burn scars from an iron.

Pretty good teenager, had a daughter named Jennifer from my second relationship.

Went through several more failed relationships into adulthood and became rich from selling a recipe to a fast food corporation. However, all of the women left after becoming engaged, some at the alter. My daughter, Jennifer, got married.

I became a bitter old man, snapping at young people due to the losses of the women in my life. I signed up for a sixty five and older softball team. Here's what happened. I chose to be a catcher.. yet got stuck in the outfield apparently.

That's the spirit! You try out for your position and make the STARTING TEAM. In the ninth inning, a high pop fly is hit directly to you. You thrust out your glove in an attempt to field the ball. The excitement of the play fills your whole body...

The ball THUNKS solidly into the glove, knocking you off-balance. Your heart is beating furiously from the thrill of making the play. You feel happy and carefree, just like a child again. Suddenly, the field begins to fade and turn black.

The last thing you see are players from both benches running out to greet you for making such a great play. Something's wrong. You can't run toward them. Your body and hands won't respond to your wishes, but instead of feeling frustration, you feel great peace. How you only wish you could have said good-bye.

You have died.


A bitter old man's last moment of glory.. before his long, restful sleep.
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Scorpion 316 Posted: 12/4/2006 3:10:22 AM UTC | Message Detail | Unfilter | Author Profile | # 006
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Apparently so. It's a way to kill off old men. >_>
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Scorpion 316 Posted: 12/4/2006 3:46:44 AM UTC | Message Detail | Unfilter | Author Profile | # 007
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That's what you get for playing baseball at over 65. >_>
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Scorpion 316 Posted: 12/4/2006 5:41:56 AM UTC | Message Detail | Unfilter | Author Profile | # 008
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
Some of the best are the "I just learned how to masturbate!" scenario for the boys and girls, and for the girls the "O no my 1st period!!shift+1!" scenario. >_>

Then there are the things like burning the house down by playing with matches in your room and not running out, killing the fire fighter who rescues you as part of the chain of events. That's fun.
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Scorpion 316 Posted: 12/4/2006 5:50:46 AM UTC | Message Detail | Unfilter | Author Profile | # 009
Level: 49
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I mean, wtf, if they had given me a choice, I'd have studied for it/paid attention,

lol pop quiz'd. >_>
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Scorpion 316 Posted: 12/4/2006 6:07:14 AM UTC | Message Detail | Unfilter | Author Profile | # 010
Level: 49
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Swing at the face and you can usually win. >_> Stomach just gets you a beating. The female scenario winds up in a gang rape. She calls her henchwomen and you have to run away or fight them all. >_>
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Scorpion 316 Posted: 12/4/2006 6:18:25 AM UTC | Message Detail | Unfilter | Author Profile | # 011
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
I died. Stupid "man in a car" scenario. Saying "no" should NOT get you killed. I assume you're supposed to run away, which is just idiotic. -_-

Your stats determine whether or not you die when you say no. If they're right, you get away and tell your parents. The cops question you for the license plate, and then they arrest the child rapist.

Also, you can survive getting in the car if your stats are alright. He'll get pulled over with a broken taillight and get arrested. Setting you free. (I've only seen this one for a girl so far.)
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Scorpion 316 Posted: 12/4/2006 6:22:07 AM UTC | Message Detail | Unfilter | Author Profile | # 012
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Speaker of the House.
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Scorpion 316 Posted: 12/4/2006 6:30:17 AM UTC | Message Detail | Unfilter | Author Profile | # 013
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
Since I'm nice..

Complete Question List! Answers are denoted by *:

Who founded the American Federation of Labor?

Select an action:
GEORGE MEANY
* SAMUEL GOMPERS
JOHN SMITH

Who was the first Vice President of the United States?

Select an action:
JOHN TYLER
* JOHN ADAMS
GEORGE CLINTON

Who was the first ruler to consolidate the Slavic tribes?

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PYOTR
* RURIK
LENIN

Which one of these scientists is credited with the discovery of oxygen?

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DAVIS
SHEPHARD
* PRIESTLY

Who wrote THE GREAT GATSBY?

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J.JOYCE
* F.S. FITZGERALD
W.FAULKNER

Who is the founder of modern Chemistry?

Select an action:
LOUIS PASTEUR
* A. LAVOISIER
MME. CURIE

Who is the founder of modern Psychiatry?

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J. BROTHERS
* S. FREUD
C. JUNG

Who was the first American in space?

Select an action:
* ALAN SHEPARD
GUS GRISSOM
JOHN GLENN

Who is the inventor of the telegraph?

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* S.MORSE
MARCONI
FRANKLIN

Who was the Austrian-born founder of The Ethical Culture Society?

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* ADLER
WUNDT
TEICHLER

Who takes over as President if both the President AND the Vice President die?

Select an action:
* SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE
SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE
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Scorpion 316 Posted: 12/4/2006 6:31:20 AM UTC | Message Detail | Unfilter | Author Profile | # 014
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Liberal Arts Major
...Because if you know the answers to those questions off the top of your head, you sir know far too much bullshit.

I knew a good few of them. <_<;
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Scorpion 316 Posted: 12/4/2006 6:36:56 AM UTC | Message Detail | Unfilter | Author Profile | # 015
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I knew..

2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11

Yarr.

American Federation of Labor, Slavic Tribes, and The Ethical Culture Society were just there to fuck with your head. I'm sure of that. >_>
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Scorpion 316 Posted: 12/4/2006 6:42:25 AM UTC | Message Detail | Unfilter | Author Profile | # 016
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
The Slavic Tribes I knew because I had never heard of Pyotr but I had a vague recollection of Rurik and Lenin was a definite no.

Well, if we're counting it based on that kind of thing, then I knew that one too. >_>

The AFL I knew because of a report I did on New Deal economics. Of course, very little of my study actually went into the report itself, but I still learned about that garbage. >_>

That explains that. <_<

The ECS was bullshit.

I suppose I should have paid more attention to the Constitution when we were reviewing it in junior high. Woops.


Indeed.
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Scorpion 316 Posted: 12/4/2006 6:47:40 AM UTC | Message Detail | Unfilter | Author Profile | # 017
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
Yes, but that's useful information. It brings joy to your life. Much unlike knowing who discovered oxygen.

Indeed. Pokemon far outweigh the fact oxygen even exists, let alone who discovered it. >_>
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Scorpion 316 Posted: 12/4/2006 9:53:35 AM UTC | Message Detail | Unfilter | Author Profile | # 018
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Hooray. >_> You had a productive life. I always got the asshole women who left me for fucked up reasons. I'll do a bit more detail on that now now.

Cathy - We had a daughter, we dated for quite a long time, AND she accepted my marriage proposal.. Then flipped out like a psycho, saying things like we'll never work because I remind her of her father. She yelled, "I'm sorry papa!" as she ran off. Needless to say, this made me yell "wtf!" at my monitor. I'm honestly surprised the game didn't give me a twist and tell me Jennifer wasn't mine, which I am honestly surprised she was. This brings up the point of my magic sperm! Cathy and I never had sex. I took the safe route when she wanted it, because we had no condoms. We just had oral sex. Apparently, my sperm was fucking magic. It went down her throat and magically went into her womb and impregnated her. The Magic. Fucking. Bullet. trick.

Roxanne - This "woman" and I use the term loosely, was already married and leading me on. I happened to "find out" about this after we got engaged. She dumped me for her alcoholic husband. Lovely.

Hillary: Now this one.. We got through the engagement fine. The days leading up to the wedding? Lovely. Then what happens? She gets cold feet at the alter and runs out on me.

Following that, I became a bitter old man, not trusting another soul ever again until my death on the baseball team after catching the ball in my final moment of glory, as stated before.
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Scorpion 316 Posted: 12/4/2006 10:01:34 AM UTC | Message Detail | Unfilter | Author Profile | # 019
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
That softball thing is fucked up, how do you die from pitching?!

How about getting overexerted as a 65 year old man and having a heart attack? It's entirely possible if you're in poor physical shape. (As you usually are throughout the game.. for some reason.)
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