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Scorpion 316 | Posted: 12/3/2006 1:14:40 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 001 |
Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | http://alterego.polemik.ch/# I didn't care much for the Sims and stuff.. but I love this game. You carry yourself up from the womb into adulthood, there are no graphics, but a lot of wit and humor. You can even die as a child by way of swallowing poison or getting abducted and murdered by a sick, twisted man in his automobile. This game gets Scorp's Seal of Approval. Play now. Be warned though, it takes a little bit to get to the good stuff and deleting your cookies will erase where you left off. Besides, with SS offline currently, this is a decent enough substitute and it's pretty fun. >_> +++ http://i15.tinypic.com/4c1rtwh.jpg If only the Catholics would really see the light.. *sigh* |
Mega Sonic | Posted: 12/3/2006 10:43:34 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 002 |
Level: 44 DSB Moderator | First time: Died as a child by being kidnapped Second time: Died as a 65+ man by... playing in a baseball game and catching a ball? wtf? I guess I had a heart attack or something... o_O Was married to Cindy and had one kid. <_< --- Mega Sonic Back at TFN?! |
Scorpion 316 | Posted: 12/3/2006 10:47:25 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 003 |
Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | I didn't make it that far yet. I'm taking my time with it. <_< I'm only like just getting into Adulthood. I'm playing a goody-two shoes Casanova. >_> +++ http://i15.tinypic.com/4c1rtwh.jpg If only the Catholics would really see the light.. *sigh* |
Mega Sonic | Posted: 12/3/2006 10:49:42 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 004 |
Level: 44 DSB Moderator | ... Actually, that's sort of what I was, too... <_< --- Mega Sonic Back at TFN?! |
Scorpion 316 | Posted: 12/3/2006 11:07:06 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 005 |
Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | Yeah, I bet you were. <_< +++ http://i15.tinypic.com/4c1rtwh.jpg If only the Catholics would really see the light.. *sigh* |
Mega Sonic | Posted: 12/3/2006 11:13:54 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 006 |
Level: 44 DSB Moderator | Hey, it's not my fault that I blew a kiss to the lady in the dentist's office. Seemed like the best choice. <_< --- Mega Sonic Back at TFN?! |
Link Dude | Posted: 12/3/2006 11:55:17 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 007 |
Level: 7 Provisional | This conversation intrigues me, I think I'll actually play it now. --- You suck! -Crowd Your mother taught me how! -Kurt Angle |
xp1337 | Posted: 12/4/2006 12:26:09 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 008 |
Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | Same. --- xp1337: Your former local puppet admin. "This is the light of my soul, a sacred territory upon which no one may intrude." - Kaworu, NGE. |
xp1337 | Posted: 12/4/2006 12:47:10 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 009 |
Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | So far I am liking my decision to play this. =) --- xp1337: Your former local puppet admin. "This is the light of my soul, a sacred territory upon which no one may intrude." - Kaworu, NGE. |
Scorpion 316 | Posted: 12/4/2006 12:47:56 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 010 |
Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | I'm glad you are. It's fun. =) I blew a kiss to that lady too, MS. >_> She gave me chocolate. +++ http://i15.tinypic.com/4c1rtwh.jpg If only the Catholics would really see the light.. *sigh* |
Scorpion 316 | Posted: 12/4/2006 2:50:17 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 011 |
Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | I died playing softball like MS. Here's a recap of my life. Good Child, no real problems. Obtained some burn scars from an iron. Pretty good teenager, had a daughter named Jennifer from my second relationship. Went through several more failed relationships into adulthood and became rich from selling a recipe to a fast food corporation. However, all of the women left after becoming engaged, some at the alter. My daughter, Jennifer, got married. I became a bitter old man, snapping at young people due to the losses of the women in my life. I signed up for a sixty five and older softball team. Here's what happened. I chose to be a catcher.. yet got stuck in the outfield apparently. That's the spirit! You try out for your position and make the STARTING TEAM. In the ninth inning, a high pop fly is hit directly to you. You thrust out your glove in an attempt to field the ball. The excitement of the play fills your whole body... The ball THUNKS solidly into the glove, knocking you off-balance. Your heart is beating furiously from the thrill of making the play. You feel happy and carefree, just like a child again. Suddenly, the field begins to fade and turn black. The last thing you see are players from both benches running out to greet you for making such a great play. Something's wrong. You can't run toward them. Your body and hands won't respond to your wishes, but instead of feeling frustration, you feel great peace. How you only wish you could have said good-bye. You have died. A bitter old man's last moment of glory.. before his long, restful sleep. +++ http://i15.tinypic.com/4c1rtwh.jpg If only the Catholics would really see the light.. *sigh* |
Mega Sonic | Posted: 12/4/2006 3:02:53 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 012 |
Level: 44 DSB Moderator | I guess baseball is a deathtrap. <_< --- Mega Sonic Back at TFN?! |
Scorpion 316 | Posted: 12/4/2006 3:10:22 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 013 |
Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | Apparently so. It's a way to kill off old men. >_> +++ http://i15.tinypic.com/4c1rtwh.jpg If only the Catholics would really see the light.. *sigh* |
Link Dude | Posted: 12/4/2006 3:34:55 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 014 |
Level: 7 Provisional | I died during a baseball game by PITCHING. WHAT THE FUCK. --- You suck! -Crowd Your mother taught me how! -Kurt Angle |
Scorpion 316 | Posted: 12/4/2006 3:46:44 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 015 |
Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | That's what you get for playing baseball at over 65. >_> +++ http://i15.tinypic.com/4c1rtwh.jpg If only the Catholics would really see the light.. *sigh* |
Ogordemir99 | Posted: 12/4/2006 3:51:02 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 016 |
Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | My dad is so screwed. ___ ~ Ogordemir ~ Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt. "Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde |
Mega Sonic | Posted: 12/4/2006 3:53:35 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 017 |
Level: 44 DSB Moderator | Yeah, my parents got divorced, and my dad became an alcoholic and died. <_< --- Mega Sonic Back at TFN?! |
Kenri of the Yuri | Posted: 12/4/2006 5:22:10 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 018 |
Level: 43 Editor | ^That explains a lot. Early in the afternoon you watch your father as he tries to fix the lawnmower. He has given the lawnmower a name. The lawnmower's name is *&%$. XD --- "If I don't live diligently, I can't die. So I will fight. Even if... I have no chance of winning." ~Shinji Ikari, RE-TAKE |
Ogordemir99 | Posted: 12/4/2006 5:29:23 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 019 |
Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | Yes, that one was classic. ___ ~ Ogordemir ~ Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt. "Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde |
Scorpion 316 | Posted: 12/4/2006 5:41:56 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 020 |
Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | Some of the best are the "I just learned how to masturbate!" scenario for the boys and girls, and for the girls the "O no my 1st period!!shift+1!" scenario. >_> Then there are the things like burning the house down by playing with matches in your room and not running out, killing the fire fighter who rescues you as part of the chain of events. That's fun. +++ http://i15.tinypic.com/4c1rtwh.jpg If only the Catholics would really see the light.. *sigh* |
Kenri of the Yuri | Posted: 12/4/2006 5:47:48 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 021 |
Level: 43 Editor | I am not enjoying this test I'm taking currently. I mean, wtf, if they had given me a choice, I'd have studied for it/paid attention, but nooo. >_> I don't remember any of this stuff. --- "If I don't live diligently, I can't die. So I will fight. Even if... I have no chance of winning." ~Shinji Ikari, RE-TAKE |
Scorpion 316 | Posted: 12/4/2006 5:50:46 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 022 |
Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | I mean, wtf, if they had given me a choice, I'd have studied for it/paid attention, lol pop quiz'd. >_> +++ http://i15.tinypic.com/4c1rtwh.jpg If only the Catholics would really see the light.. *sigh* |
Kenri of the Yuri | Posted: 12/4/2006 5:57:49 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 023 |
Level: 43 Editor | >_> The "big fight" scenario was stupid as hell. "lol bully. big fight etc" -Frightened -Tough -Unaffected -Show up -Don't show up Me: Unaffected, show up. Game: CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, STAR FOX! Me: ...Tough, show up. Game: THE FIGHT STARTS: SWING AT HIS STOMACH OR FACE Me: ...wtf, I said show up, not fight. Game: LOL PWNED --- "If I don't live diligently, I can't die. So I will fight. Even if... I have no chance of winning." ~Shinji Ikari, RE-TAKE |
Scorpion 316 | Posted: 12/4/2006 6:07:14 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 024 |
Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | Swing at the face and you can usually win. >_> Stomach just gets you a beating. The female scenario winds up in a gang rape. She calls her henchwomen and you have to run away or fight them all. >_> +++ http://i15.tinypic.com/4c1rtwh.jpg If only the Catholics would really see the light.. *sigh* |
Ogordemir99 | Posted: 12/4/2006 6:07:42 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 025 |
Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | That's delightful. ___ ~ Ogordemir ~ Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt. "Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde |
Kenri of the Yuri | Posted: 12/4/2006 6:13:37 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 026 |
Level: 43 Editor | I died. Stupid "man in a car" scenario. Saying "no" should NOT get you killed. I assume you're supposed to run away, which is just idiotic. -_- --- "If I don't live diligently, I can't die. So I will fight. Even if... I have no chance of winning." ~Shinji Ikari, RE-TAKE |
Scorpion 316 | Posted: 12/4/2006 6:18:25 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 027 |
Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | I died. Stupid "man in a car" scenario. Saying "no" should NOT get you killed. I assume you're supposed to run away, which is just idiotic. -_- Your stats determine whether or not you die when you say no. If they're right, you get away and tell your parents. The cops question you for the license plate, and then they arrest the child rapist. Also, you can survive getting in the car if your stats are alright. He'll get pulled over with a broken taillight and get arrested. Setting you free. (I've only seen this one for a girl so far.) +++ http://i15.tinypic.com/4c1rtwh.jpg If only the Catholics would really see the light.. *sigh* |
Ogordemir99 | Posted: 12/4/2006 6:18:44 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 028 |
Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | We were taught to flee in school. See? School is helpful. ___ ~ Ogordemir ~ Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt. "Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde |
Ogordemir99 | Posted: 12/4/2006 6:21:38 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 029 |
Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | Say, who the hell takes over if both Presidents kick the bucket? 0_o ___ ~ Ogordemir ~ Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt. "Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde |
Scorpion 316 | Posted: 12/4/2006 6:22:07 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 030 |
Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | Speaker of the House. +++ http://i15.tinypic.com/4c1rtwh.jpg If only the Catholics would really see the light.. *sigh* |
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