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Scorpion 316 Posted: 12/10/2006 1:50:11 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 001
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You can't use the "wtf demote scorp" option for a poll I had nothing to do with! <_<
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 12/10/2006 1:51:20 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 002
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Yeah, I can. :\
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Scorpion 316 Posted: 12/10/2006 1:54:37 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 003
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Well.. uh.. You shouldn't!

<_<
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 12/10/2006 1:54:52 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 004
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
Prove it!
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Mega Sonic Posted: 12/10/2006 1:56:32 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 005
Level: 44
DSB Moderator
I chose 'wtf demote scorp', but only if I can take his place. <_<
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 12/10/2006 1:57:00 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 006
Level: 49
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No. >_>
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Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
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Scorpion 316 Posted: 12/10/2006 2:04:31 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 007
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
Prove it!

It misleads people into thinking I made such a crappy poll, so naturally they vote that to avoid future ones. <_<

I chose 'wtf demote scorp', but only if I can take his place. <_<

...So many witty retorts to this that I cannot choose one.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 12/10/2006 2:15:37 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 008
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
It misleads people into thinking I made such a crappy poll, so naturally they vote that to avoid future ones. <_<

How is that even remotely proof? That's just a reason. Here's something closer.

Framework: Moderators must be fully able to go about each of their duties with full public confidence

Presumption [A]: The public believes that all polls featuring the "wtf demote scorp" option were created by Scorp

Presumption [B]: The public believes the current poll is crappy

Presumption [C]: The public accepts Scorp as a moderator

Evidence:

[C]: Both the current poll (as per [B]) and previous poll were crappy, and both had the "wtf demote scorp" option, which was categorically superior to all the other options because all the options sucked
[C]: The public has not shown any signs of revolt outside of the polls, neither through the moderator notepad, the topic announcing the promotion, or on the boards themselves

Logic:

[1] The "wtf demote scorp" option indicates the crappy poll was made by Scorp - the second one in a short period of time.
[2] Because Scorp has made two polls and both sucked, everyone is now inclined to believe that Scorp is a crappy pollmaker and unworthy of his position.
[3] As the public loses its respect for Scorp as a moderator, participation in his polls will decrease, as will his status as a moderator, thus forcing other moderators to support him if he is to get anything done (anything other than those things he can do with absolute power, of course).

Conclusion: Because [3] violates the framework, it is clear that polls with a "wtf demote scorp" option should no longer be created.
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Scorpion 316 Posted: 12/10/2006 2:41:22 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 009
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
How is that even remotely proof? That's just a reason. Here's something closer.

That's just it, it wasn't proof. I had nothing else I could think of as a reply. <_<

So, While normally I would award you ten points for the effort spent in picking apart the situation, said situation was in fact not really an accurate situation. So, I must award you no points and wish that God have mercy on your soul.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 12/10/2006 3:22:53 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 010
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
Hey, I just put together your points into a coherent argument. >_>
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Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
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Scorpion 316 Posted: 12/10/2006 3:34:17 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 011
Level: 49
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My points that were completely not serious and thus weren't meant to form an argument, thus wasting your time as well as everyone else's. >_>

No. Points.

>_>
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 12/10/2006 3:36:26 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 012
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
My points that were completely not serious and thus weren't meant to form an argument, thus wasting your time as well as everyone else's. >_>


Well, in that case you're the reason I didn't get any points, because your points were the root cause of our lost time. Now give me points.

No. Points.

You realize of course I could give myself points, ne? >_>
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Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
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Scorpion 316 Posted: 12/10/2006 3:41:04 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 013
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
Well, in that case you're the reason I didn't get any points, because your points were the root cause of our lost time. Now give me points.

No, you just misunderstood the point of my points within the post. <_< No points because the point is that the points did not exist and if the point didn't exist how could you possibly get any points for taking said points and forming an argument out of them? You can't get points for making an argument without existing points in it, silly!

You realize of course I could give myself points, ne? >_>

These points do not exist within the boundaries of the Flux. These points exist on a higher plane. The plane of monkeys, snakes, and other cool animals. The plane that flies on drugs.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 12/10/2006 3:44:53 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 014
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
No, you just misunderstood the point of my points within the post. <_< No points because the point is that the points did not exist and if the point didn't exist how could you possibly get any points for taking said points and forming an argument out of them? You can't get points for making an argument without existing points in it, silly!

The point is, you're ignoring the existence of the points and attempting to convince us the points really didn't exist, when in fact the existence of the points is verifiable simply by glancing at the points in the post at the root of our discussion on points - which means my points exist, as they are points made on points which exist. Whether or not these points are valid points is another question entirely. Therefore, give me my points.

These points do not exist within the boundaries of the Flux. These points exist on a higher plane. The plane of monkeys, snakes, and other cool animals. The plane that flies on drugs.

...Where did I leave that cocaine...
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Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
"Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde
Scorpion 316 Posted: 12/10/2006 3:47:41 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 015
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
The point is, you're ignoring the existence of the points and attempting to convince us the points really didn't exist, when in fact the existence of the points is verifiable simply by glancing at the points in the post at the root of our discussion on points - which means my points exist, as they are points made on points which exist. Whether or not these points are valid points is another question entirely. Therefore, give me my points.

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...Where did I leave that cocaine...

The plane has your cocaine now!
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 12/10/2006 3:49:43 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 016
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
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We're sorry. You have attempted to respond to my wittiness but failed. Please help yourself to some wine and try again later. Thank you for your cooperation.

The plane has your cocaine now!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Message last edited by Silvas on 12/9/2006 at 10:49:57 PM
Scorpion 316 Posted: 12/10/2006 3:51:02 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 017
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
We're sorry. You have attempted to respond to my wittiness but failed. Please help yourself to some wine and try again later. Thank you for your cooperation.

*Dial Tone*
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 12/10/2006 3:52:24 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 018
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
*Dial Tone*

tak 2 t3h hand lol
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Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
"Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde
Link Dude Posted: 12/10/2006 6:46:35 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 019
Level: 7
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I see we keep the "wtf demote Scorp" option, I'll keep on picking it no matter how awesome the other options, unless one is "teh buttsecks".
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