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Kenri of the Yuri Posted: 10/22/2007 5:30:31 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 001
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I know what you're thinking. A boxer is the most powerful video game character ever? When there are characters like Mewtwo, Samus, Cutscene Dante, and the entire Sonic universe? However, consider the following:

The purpose of Little Mac is to be the underdog and win anyway. Thus, when fighting someone stronger than him, he'll win every time without fail because that's what he does. And when fighting someone weaker than him? Of course he wins, I mean, they're weaker than him!

The only way an opponent could conceivably defeat Little Mac is if they were his exact equal. However, no one is equal to Little Mac, so this can't happen unless Little Mac were to fight himself.

FACT: If, somehow, Little Mac ever got into a fight with Little Mac, Little Mac would win. Period.

The conclusion should be plain as day - Little Mac is the most powerful video game character of all time.
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The Credo of Little Mac: Any time not spent doing ZE UPPERCUT is time that could be better spent doing ZE UPPERCUT.

Random Little Mac Fact: When Bowser gets a Smash Ball, he becomes Giga Bowser. When Giga Bowser gets a Smash Ball, he becomes Little Mac.
Message last edited by Kenri of the Yuri on 10/23/2007 at 03:45:38 AM
Burgess Posted: 10/22/2007 5:31:36 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 002
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Juggernaut, bitch.
...a fucking assist trophy. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.

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xp1337 Posted: 10/23/2007 2:31:37 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 003
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
High Overlord Saurfang.
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"What is the greatest threat facing us now? People will say its terrorism. But are there any terrorists in the world who can change the American way of life or our political system? No. Can they knock down a building? Yes. Can they kill somebody? Yes. But can they change us? No. Only we can change ourselves. So what is the great threat we are facing? - Colin Powell
Kenri of the Yuri Posted: 10/23/2007 7:44:08 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 004
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...a fucking assist trophy. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.

In case this is serious, Assist Trophies are like Pokeballs for characters that aren't Pokemon.

http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/items/assist/assist01.html


High Overlord Saurfang.

What about him?
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The Credo of Little Mac: Any time not spent doing ZE UPPERCUT is time that could be better spent doing ZE UPPERCUT.

Random Little Mac Fact: When Bowser gets a Smash Ball, he becomes Giga Bowser. When Giga Bowser gets a Smash Ball, he becomes Little Mac.
Eel Posted: 10/23/2007 7:49:39 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 005
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What if he was matched up against a tag team of two identical characters to himself, but did not share the same name?
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xp1337 Posted: 10/23/2007 8:02:23 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 006
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
High Overlord Saurfang.

What about him?


Well, you said that the most powerful game character would be in this topic, and I found that this was not the case. By inserting Saurfang in, I made the topic correct. I figured it would cause you to whine less than if I had simply edited your message to make it factually correct.
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"What is the greatest threat facing us now? People will say its terrorism. But are there any terrorists in the world who can change the American way of life or our political system? No. Can they knock down a building? Yes. Can they kill somebody? Yes. But can they change us? No. Only we can change ourselves. So what is the great threat we are facing? - Colin Powell
Ogordemir99 Posted: 10/23/2007 9:58:03 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 007
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
Mr. Game and Watch.
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Kenri of the Yuri Posted: 10/23/2007 11:26:14 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 008
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What if he was matched up against a tag team of two identical characters to himself, but did not share the same name?

No one is identical to Little Mac except Little Mac.

Well, you said that the most powerful game character would be in this topic, and I found that this was not the case. By inserting Saurfang in, I made the topic correct. I figured it would cause you to whine less than if I had simply edited your message to make it factually correct.

You seem to be implying that Saurfang is stronger than Little Mac. As already stated, this means he would lose to Little Mac, and thus is not the strongest video game character.

lrn2read

Mr. Game and Watch.

no u
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The Credo of Little Mac: Any time not spent doing ZE UPPERCUT is time that could be better spent doing ZE UPPERCUT.

Random Little Mac Fact: When Bowser gets a Smash Ball, he becomes Giga Bowser. When Giga Bowser gets a Smash Ball, he becomes Little Mac.
xp1337 Posted: 10/24/2007 1:27:29 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 009
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
You seem to think Saurfang would have to bother to try.

Some people kill 2 birds with 1 stone. Saurfang kills 4 birds, 3 bunny rabbits and a poodle with half a pebble and none of them even come into contact with it.

Blizzard once tried to nerf High Overlord Saurfang. They really did. The resultant murders are the reason Starcraft Ghost is so late.

Saurfang gets the "Your target is dead" message any time he tries to use a skill on anyone, because if he's targeting you, you're already done for.

High Overlord Saurfang is always Out of Combat, because any opposition made against him is considered too trivial and one-sided to be considered as actual combat.

More: http://www.wowwiki.com/Saurfang_facts
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"What is the greatest threat facing us now? People will say its terrorism. But are there any terrorists in the world who can change the American way of life or our political system? No. Can they knock down a building? Yes. Can they kill somebody? Yes. But can they change us? No. Only we can change ourselves. So what is the great threat we are facing? - Colin Powell
legend789 Posted: 10/24/2007 2:04:43 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 010
Level: 30
Legend
Awesome lol. This topic is full of all kinds of win.
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GameCobra Posted: 10/24/2007 2:56:58 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 011
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Sure, bring Saurfang in.

Saurfang's legendary propulsions equal that of Chuck norris in the World of warcraft community.

Hell, Pai Mei won't admit it, but Saurfang was the monk walking down that road that didn't nod at him. Just thinking about it turned Pai Mei crazy...
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