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I'm just slightly past the part of getting the Sword and Shield as WolfLink.
The controls on WolfLink remind me of Okami, they're near identical.
The seeming lack of an instrument so far makes me happy. I liked the Ocarina in OoT, but song memorization annoyed me, and that fucking wand piece of shit in Wind Waker sucked ass. Makes me glad the instruments are gone.
It took me WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too long to figure out how to get the cat to the house.
Midna can go get fucked though. Jesus christ is she fucking annoying. I'd rather have Navi back.
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Midna's okay too. But then I think the same for Navi.
Twilight Princess has some really neat items though. I won't spoil them in case you don't know.
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And no, I've never played Twilight Princess before, so I have no idea what's in the game.
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"You're childish. What are you getting? Are you getting strawberry? Ha! That's such a childish flavor, only children eat strawberry."
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But I spent wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too long looking for the missing bridge <_<
I spent 2 hours looking for that fucking bridge and nearly put my 360 controller through the TV twice.
And then I nearly put the controller through the window when I finally found the bridge.
Also.
The Deku parasite in Forest Temple was fucking easy. That was a pathetic first dungeon boss. <_<
The Monkey miniboss was "harder" than the Deku Parasite.
Edit: Also, grabbed this screenshot.
http://i.imgur.com/t9ZpxcE.png
Link's face says exactly what I was thinking: "What the fuck is this thing"
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Encountered the one past Kakariko Village.
Was pretty neat it was the Song of Healing, though.
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As for progress
The tears segment is kind of annoying. Fuck the bomb makers shop because I looked around Kakariko village for 30 minutes before I finally noticed the window. And then tried 2-3 times to try and get IN through said window, before I finally gave up and looked around for an alternative to the top. ....Then looked up a walkthrough and realized THE WINDOW WAS THE FUCKING WAY TO PROGRESS.
The Horse chase segment was awesome.
Did and did not like the whole duel segment. It seemed random if I hit or not <_<
I was so lucky I brought 2 bottles of milk, otherwise I would have never beat it <_<
The rolling Goron segment was hilarious watching Link throw Gorons out of the way.
Fuck that damn Goron sumo match, though. I got stuck there and took a break.
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I fucking hate lava <_<
YES MIDNA I FUCKING GET IT MY SHIELD BURNED UP SHUT THE FUCK UP
So far the goron mines are pretty annoying.
THAT MINI BOSS FIGHT AGAINST THE LARGE GORON THOUGH WAS SO COOL THOUGH. (Not sarcastic, I legitimately enjoyed it)
Fyrus was easy as hell.
WELL HOW DID YOU LIKE THAT, I DIDN'T ONCE NEED MY SHIELD IN THAT DUNGEON, FUCK YOU MIDNA!
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Lake Hylia tears are even MORE annoying.... The boss battle was OK though.
Haha, they recycled the music from the Goddess segment of OoT. ...UIt's the exact same music too.
Some of the shit in this game is WAY too cryptic <_<
It took me nearly 15 minutes to figure out how to LEAVE Lake Hylia (Post tear collection)
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GOOD GOD NOT THE WATER TEMPLE
ANYTHING BUT THE WATER TEMPLE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I remember having fun riding Epona around and cutting things down, but... oh... ohh... I think I'm starting to vaguely remember what you're talking about. Those boar things?
I don't remember. >_>
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I used a walkthrough, fuck that place.
Clawshot is pretty cool.
It was hilarious watching Hyrule Castle Town's people freak out at WolfLink.
ZELDA KILLED HERSELF TO REVIVE MIDNA WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP MIDNA SUCKS.
The Master Sword segment was VERY... Underwhelming. No epic music in that part.
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Especially with that cloak.
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IN THE PROCESS OF LOOKING FOR IT
+30 arrows
+2 bomb bags (That's fucking awesome btw)
600 rupee money bag
I like how you can talk to Epona as WolfLink, but she has nothing of interest to say other than to tell you to stop goofing off. Epona is srs.
ALSO THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE MOST ACTIVE TFN TOPIC IN GOD KNOWS HOW LONG
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Then I got distracted by the piece of bridge there. So I had to go back and get the warp point that I missed.
Then I noticed that cave near the bridge.
tl;dr very little progress in the desert
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The Spinner however is fucking stupid. What a stupid item. It's literally worse than that stupid vacuum in... Minish Cap? I think.
And that boss fight, literally the dumbest fucking boss fight in Zelda history.
Just... I can't get over how DUMB that boss fight was. Did they run out of ideas while designing that boss fight?
Okay, I'll admit the first phase of the fight was OK. Neat mechanic idea, original boss. But that second phase was just retarded.
Edit: ALso, calling it now. Zant is Ganondorf.
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and the spinner was cool, just super under-utilized.
and i recall liking the boss too
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ONTO SNOWPEAK!
......HOW
........OH I SEE I CAN JUST CHECK THE MAP IN TELMA'S BAR
*Remembers trying to get to the desert*
........picardfacepalm.jpg
"WE CAN'T GET THROUGH THIS BLIZZARD! HERE TAKE THIS PIECE OF PAPER!"
FUCK THE POLICE
...LINK WALKS SLOWLY
FUCK DA POHLEEC
*Wolf Link*
*Teleported back*
........Fuck.
"ONLY THE PRINCE KNOWS HOW TO CATCH A REEKFISH!"
.......OF COURSE HE DOES.
"EVEN OUR BEST FISHERMAN CAN'T CATCH A REEKFISH EVEN THOUGH WE'RE LITERALLY FISH PEOPLE WHO CAN SWIM FAST AS SHIT THROUGH WATER WE'RE INCAPABLE OF CATCHING A FISH YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE FROM THE SHORE!"
God dammit I hate fishing.
*1 minute and literally no bites*
........I think I'm in the right place.
*5 minutes later and no bites*
.......AM I EVEN IN THE RIGHT PLACE?
*10 minutes later*
FUCK YOU FI-
*Fish bites*
God dammit.
I have no idea what the Snowpeak mountain song was supposed to be <_<
OH GOD SNOWBOARDING MINIGAME REALLY
...That was actually kind of fun. Much better than that stupid boat ride.
Saved in Snowpeak ruins for now.
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So, the ZORA are unable to catch this Reekfish...... Yet a Yeti, which is 5x LARGER thna a Zora is able to? HOW ARE THE ZORA UNABLE TO CATCH THESE FISH? YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE THEM FROM THE SHORE.
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The ball and chain is officially my favorite zelda item ever.
That boss fight was AWESOME.
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The knight duel was fun, and the Dominion Rod section was interesting. And the Armogohma fight was awesome.
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lmao
The hidden village is like a western standoff.
I have no idea what the Hidden Village wolf song was supposed to be...
Looking it up, no wonder I didn't recognize Lake Hylia's wolf song and thought it was a bunch of noise. It was none other than the Goron Lullaby (Which by the way was just a bunch of noise, like 90% of the new "songs" introduced in Majora's Mask!)
And Snowpeak was a song from Wind Waker, again no wonder I didn't recognize it.
And the Hidden Village's song was the Twilight Princess theme.
WOW FINALLY I GOT AN ITEM TO CALL EPONA.
YOU'D THINK THAT'D BE WAY MORE IMPORTANT EARLIER IN THE GAME AND NOT NEAR THE END OF THE GAME.
CAT POPULATION BOOM IN THE HIDDEN VILLAGE.
THE VILLAGE ELDER IS A CRAZY CAT LADY.
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I forgot about Hidden Village. That was really fun.
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(I don't actually have a problem with the song, I'm just joking around)
CITY IN THE SKY IS GO.
The funny thing? I guessed way back when I first met the cannonfag and saw his cannon repair offering and said "I'll probably need that to access a later game dungeon"
......The music is creepy as fuck.
Speculation: The item for this dungeon is a second Clawshot. This is a guess because of how some of these claw puzzles are laid out. <_<
They don't make sense otherwise.
I love how you use the Occoco (Whatever), a highly intelligent being, to fly around like an ordinary cucco.
Fuck those platforms that fall when you stand on them.
GOD DAMN THESE WIND TUNNELS AND THE FLYING OOCCOO
That mini boss fight was fun, yet frantic.
lmao
I was right, second clawshot.
Dual Clawshots are fun.
THAT BOSS FIGHT WAS FUCKING AWESOME. 10/10.
And even after hearing that bit of back story, I STILL do not like Midna one bit <_<
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