Humor (Jokes, Riddles, etc.)
You Know It's Time To Diet When....
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The Tiger Posted: 12/31/2004 4:18:10 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 001
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
You dance and it makes the band skip.

You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.

You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.

You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.

Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture.

You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.

You could sell shade.

Your blood type is Ragu.

You need an appointment to attend an 'open house.'


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Panthera tigris
AKA: Pablo, Tiger, The Tiger, Tiger of Tigerness,
TS Quint, Nameless, and finally, THE TIGER.
Ogordemir99 Posted: 12/31/2004 4:31:39 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 002
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
Keep the shit comin'. You're bound to strike something mildly funny eventually.
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~ Silvas ~
Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
"Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde
The Tiger Posted: 12/31/2004 5:46:39 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 003
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
thanks....I think...

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Panthera tigris
AKA: Pablo, Tiger, The Tiger, Tiger of Tigerness,
TS Quint, Nameless, and finally, THE TIGER.
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