Liberal Arts Major
May 14th: Really heating up. Got to 89 today. Not a problem, live in air-conditioned home, drive an air conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun every day like this. I'm turning into a real sun worshipper.
June 5th: Had the backyard landscaped with tropical plants today. Lots of palms and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing for me. NO MORE SHOVELLING SNOW EITHER! Another scorcher today, but I love it here.
July 1st: The temperature hasn't been below 90 all week, not even at night. Where are those ocean breezes we heard about, still seems hot. Getting used to it will take awhile, I guess. I sure miss my LP collection, though. I'll have to remember not to leave anything made out of plastic in my car. Got one of those fuzzy steering wheel covers. Cheaper than the burn ointment for my hands. I always wondered what burnt flesh smelled like.
July 5th: Fell asleep by the pool. (Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.) Missed two days of work, what a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson, though; got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.
July 20th: I miss our cat, Tabby. He snuck into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got out to the hot car for lunch, he'd swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and just as I opened the door he exploded all over. $2,000 worth of leather upholstery. I told the kids he ran away. The car now smells like Kibbles and poop. No more pets in this heat!
July 25th: Ocean breezes, my BUTT. Hot is hot!!. The home air conditioner is on the fritz and AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts. Only hope for a break in the heat would be a hurricane.
July 30th: Been sleeping outside by the pool for three nights now. Swatting the swamp mosquitos that are as big as B-52's. $l,500 in darn house payments and we can't even go inside. Why did I ever come here?
Aug 4th: 100 degrees. Finally got the air conditioner fixed today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to about 90. The electric bill is almost as much as the house payment. And two old lady drivers almost ran me off the road. I hate this state.
Aug. 8th: If another wise jerk cracks, "Hot enough for you today?' I'm going to tear his head off. DaRn heat. By the time I get to work the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like roasted Garfield!!
Aug 10th: The weather report might as well be a daRn recording: Hot and sunny. It's been too hot two DO ANYTHING FOR months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. And who came up with the statement "It may be hot, but at least you don't have to shovel it" should die from heat exhaustion. Doesn't it ever rain in this God forsaken place??
Aug 14th: Welcome to Hell !!! Temperature got to 102 today. Forgot to crack the window and blew the windshield out of the Lincoln. The installer came to fix it and said "Hot enough for you today?" My husband had to spend the $1,500 house payment to bail me out of jail.
Aug 30th: Worst day of the summer. I'm not leaving the house. The monsoon rains finally came and all they did is make it muggier than hell and drove the daRned roaches out of the ground. I wasn't aware they could fly! The Lincoln is now floating somewhere in the Caribbean with it's new $500 windshield. That does it, we're moving back to New York where all you have to worry about is getting mugged. I hope this state breaks in half and floats down to Cuba!!!
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Panthera tigris
AKA: Pablo, Tiger, The Tiger, Tiger of Tigerness,
TS Quint, Nameless, and finally, THE TIGER.
Liberal Arts Major
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Panthera tigris
AKA: Pablo, Tiger, The Tiger, Tiger of Tigerness,
TS Quint, Nameless, and finally, THE TIGER.
Liberal Arts Major
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Panthera tigris
AKA: Pablo, Tiger, The Tiger, Tiger of Tigerness,
TS Quint, Nameless, and finally, THE TIGER.
Liberal Arts Major
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Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
"Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde
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~ Silvas ~
Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
"Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde
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>_>
Don't me delete your posts like I did XP's for using logic on the Humor board....
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Panthera tigris
AKA: Pablo, Tiger, The Tiger, Tiger of Tigerness,
TS Quint, Nameless, and finally, THE TIGER.
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Can you, you know, put his posts back, because I wanna see them.
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Panthera tigris
AKA: Pablo, Tiger, The Tiger, Tiger of Tigerness,
TS Quint, Nameless, and finally, THE TIGER.
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Cross, if you don't surrender the ferret, I'll scrape out your innards and force-feed them to rabid Sephiroth fangirls. --Kenri
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***Member of the Libertarian Party since 2004***
Liberal Arts Major
Or was that September?
and the second one was
Tiger, Monsoons... aren't Hurricanes.
Wind patterns... not hurricanes.
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Panthera tigris
AKA: Pablo, Tiger, The Tiger, Tiger of Tigerness,
TS Quint, Nameless, and finally, THE TIGER.
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1) My board
2) Using logic on teh Humor board....thus making fun of me...
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Panthera tigris
AKA: Pablo, Tiger, The Tiger, Tiger of Tigerness,
TS Quint, Nameless, and finally, THE TIGER.
Elite
=+=
=/\= eX, Master of the C.L.I.T. since 1997 =/\=
Cross, if you don't surrender the ferret, I'll scrape out your innards and force-feed them to rabid Sephiroth fangirls. --Kenri
http://www.reactorsite.com/
***Member of the Libertarian Party since 2004***
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[Z?]...creature of the wheel.
My foes, they can't destroy my body...
Liberal Arts Major
Technically, this is his board, so he can deem what's disruptive or not. He bought it, after all. In my opinion, he's just not allowed to break the ToS.
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~ Silvas ~
Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
"Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde
Elite
=+=
=/\= eX, Master of the C.L.I.T. since 1997 =/\=
Cross, if you don't surrender the ferret, I'll scrape out your innards and force-feed them to rabid Sephiroth fangirls. --Kenri
http://www.reactorsite.com/
***Member of the Libertarian Party since 2004***
Liberal Arts Major
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~ Silvas ~
Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
"Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde
Liberal Arts Major
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Panthera tigris
AKA: Pablo, Tiger, The Tiger, Tiger of Tigerness,
TS Quint, Nameless, and finally, THE TIGER.
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Panthera tigris
AKA: Pablo, Tiger, The Tiger, Tiger of Tigerness,
TS Quint, Nameless, and finally, THE TIGER.
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