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Kenri of the Yuri Posted: 8/12/2006 9:31:33 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 001
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One of them doesn't.

Best joke ever.
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"When you are alone... Do you see things that should not be there?"
"....No. Nothing. I don't see anybody."

END OF [TAKE] - August, 2006
Ogordemir99 Posted: 8/12/2006 11:00:52 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 002
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I disagree:

"A whale walks into a bar and the bar owner says, 'We don't serve your kind here.' What does the whale say?"

"[Whale sounds]"
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Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
"Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde
Kenri of the Yuri Posted: 8/12/2006 11:08:05 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 003
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A red ship and a blue ship crash into each other.

The survivers were marooned.
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"When you are alone... Do you see things that should not be there?"
"....No. Nothing. I don't see anybody."

END OF [TAKE] - August, 2006
The Tiger Posted: 8/12/2006 11:21:50 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 004
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*doesn't get first joke*

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The "No" "WTF?" "Dumbass" "No" "You're a moron" and "No" after this post are assumed. This relieves you of the duty to say them...
Link Dude Posted: 8/13/2006 2:55:59 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 005
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*is stupid*

Fixed it for you.
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You suck! -Crowd
Your mother taught me how! -Kurt Angle
Message last edited by Silvas on 8/13/2006 at 12:22:25 AM
Kenri of the Yuri Posted: 8/13/2006 6:21:56 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 006
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

The horse replies, "My wife just left me."

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Did you hear about the girl who quit being emo?

Apparently she couldn't cut it.

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What did Ryu say when Ken asked him what letter he had left after they finished Scrabble?

"HAD O, KEN!"

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What did Ryu say when Ken called him an idiot?

"SO R YU, KEN!"

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"When you are alone... Do you see things that should not be there?"
"....No. Nothing. I don't see anybody."

END OF [TAKE] - August, 2006
Kenri of the Yuri Posted: 8/13/2006 6:46:16 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 007
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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?




Trick question, feminists can't change anything!
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"When you are alone... Do you see things that should not be there?"
"....No. Nothing. I don't see anybody."

END OF [TAKE] - August, 2006
Scorpion 316 Posted: 8/13/2006 7:15:00 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 008
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Ohhh, burn.
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"I had an Irish accent back in the day.. If you'd like, I can use it on ya when I rape you to death." - Angelus
Link Dude Posted: 8/13/2006 7:16:59 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 009
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Ogor, you were a troll on the YSB, and you're a troll here.
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You suck! -Crowd
Your mother taught me how! -Kurt Angle
Scorpion 316 Posted: 8/13/2006 7:51:23 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 010
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No, he's not a troll here. He's the admin here.
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"I had an Irish accent back in the day.. If you'd like, I can use it on ya when I rape you to death." - Angelus
Kenri of the Yuri Posted: 8/13/2006 8:26:24 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 011
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He wasn't a troll on the YSB either, wtf are you smoking?
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"When you are alone... Do you see things that should not be there?"
"....No. Nothing. I don't see anybody."

END OF [TAKE] - August, 2006
Ogordemir99 Posted: 8/13/2006 9:36:12 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 012
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Indeed. If I were a troll, how did I get ns, Kenri, xp, Burgess, Mega Sonic, Cross, and briefly Celtic Guardian to come to my/ns' website? Jesus, try making insults that make some sense for a change.
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~ Ogordemir ~
Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
"Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde
Kenri of the Yuri Posted: 8/18/2006 3:47:29 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 013
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What's incest to a guy who has sex with his sister every day?





Relatively boring.
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"I've seen her crying before. I heard the tortured crying of her heart. And to me... she sounded so lovable."

END OF [TAKE] - August, 2006
legend789 Posted: 3/20/2007 10:21:59 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 014
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XD
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Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands! - Auron (FFX)
legend789 Posted: 4/18/2007 7:50:05 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 015
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>_> Why doesn't anyone post here?
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Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands! - Auron (FFX)
Link Dude Posted: 4/18/2007 7:57:17 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 016
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I can't believe I'm the one doing this, but quit reviving old topics.
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You suck! -Crowd
Your mother taught me how! -Kurt Angle
legend789 Posted: 4/18/2007 10:17:25 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 017
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Sorry. Scorp sent me a message also. I won't do it anymore.
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Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands! - Auron (FFX)
THS Ruler Posted: 5/24/2007 5:28:32 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 018
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>_> Why doesn't anyone post here?

Because people are gay.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 6/3/2007 7:13:30 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 019
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Feel free to revive old topics.

We don't really care.
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~ Ogordemir ~
Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
"Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde
Ozzmark Posted: 9/23/2007 12:31:02 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 020
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Feel free to revive old topics.

We don't really care.

Are you sure about that? =O
Ogordemir99 Posted: 9/23/2007 3:40:24 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 021
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I'm positive.
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"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
Ozzmark Posted: 9/23/2007 3:49:49 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 022
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Oh ok, just making sure.
THS Ruler Posted: 9/23/2007 5:08:17 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 023
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Btw, Kenri, explain your original joke about the orange. Still don't get it. But maybe that's the point.
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Link Dude Posted: 9/24/2007 12:26:39 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 024
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Neither do I.
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