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| Kenri of the Yuri | Posted: 5/26/2007 9:14:41 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 001 |
| Level: 43 Editor | ...And he goes up to the bartender and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and snarls "Sorry, we don't serve pieces of rope here..." Angry and embarrassed, the rope leaves and furiously ties and unties himself until he is a mess. He walks back into the bar and goes up to the bartender again. The bartender asks, "Aren't you a piece of rope?" "No," the rope explains, "I'm a frayed knot." --- "I've had ticks with more bite than you!" ~Whitey, Shin Chan - "[Answers cellphone] House's house of whining, state your complaint!" ~Dr. House |
| Kodan | Posted: 5/26/2007 9:26:07 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 002 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | ... ... ... ... 1/10 +-+ Currently playing: C&C: The First Decade, Parasite Eve, Okami. |
| Ogordemir99 | Posted: 5/26/2007 1:31:46 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 003 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | A whale walks into a bar and the bartender says: "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." What does the whale say? [Spoiler for everyone, click to show] ___ ~ Ogordemir ~ Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt. "Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde |
| THS Ruler | Posted: 6/3/2007 5:08:32 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 004 |
| Level: 30 Legend | Michael, you already posted that. ___ The bitch is back. Message last edited by Silvas on 6/3/2007 at 03:11:41 AM |
| Ogordemir99 | Posted: 6/3/2007 7:11:51 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 005 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | Fuck you. Also, that was like a year ago. It's fair game now. Bitch. ___ ~ Ogordemir ~ Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt. "Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde Message last edited by Silvas on 6/3/2007 at 03:14:02 AM |
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