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| So a piece of rope walks into a bar... |
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| Kenri of the Yuri |
Posted: 5/26/2007 9:14:41 AM UTC |
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Level: 43
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| ...And he goes up to the bartender and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and snarls "Sorry, we don't serve pieces of rope here..." Angry and embarrassed, the rope leaves and furiously ties and unties himself until he is a mess. He walks back into the bar and goes up to the bartender again. The bartender asks, "Aren't you a piece of rope?"
"No," the rope explains, "I'm a frayed knot."
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| Kodan |
Posted: 5/26/2007 9:26:07 AM UTC |
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| Ogordemir99 |
Posted: 5/26/2007 1:31:46 PM UTC |
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# 003 |
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
| A whale walks into a bar and the bartender says: "I'm sorry, we don't serve your kind here." What does the whale say?
[Spoiler for everyone, click to show]
Whale sounds.
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~ Ogordemir ~
Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
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| THS Ruler |
Posted: 6/3/2007 5:08:32 AM UTC |
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| Michael, you already posted that.
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The bitch is back.
Message last edited by Silvas on 6/3/2007 at 03:11:41 AM |
| Ogordemir99 |
Posted: 6/3/2007 7:11:51 AM UTC |
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# 005 |
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
| Fuck you.
Also, that was like a year ago. It's fair game now. Bitch.
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~ Ogordemir ~
Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
"Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde
Message last edited by Silvas on 6/3/2007 at 03:14:02 AM |