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| THS Ruler | Posted: 12/8/2007 4:50:09 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 001 |
| Level: 30 Legend 
| A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents. The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which Id accumulated a fortune of $1.37. Then my wifes father died and left us two million dollars. ___ "The definition of a hero under Rousseaus definition <- or, in less idiotic terms, Rousseaus definition of a hero |
| Ogordemir99 | Posted: 12/9/2007 5:52:45 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 002 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major 
| That joke could not be more amusing. ___ ~ Ogordemir ~ "The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu |
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