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THS Ruler	Posted: 12/19/2007 3:37:06 AM UTC \| Message Detail \| Filter \| Author Profile \| # 001
Level: 30 Legend	Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident. OH NO! the President exclaims. Thats terrible! He goes pale, drops his head into his hands and bawls uncontrollably for a while. His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, particularly given that over 2,000 American soldiers have been killed in Iraq. Finally, the President looks up and asks... How many is a brazillion? Do you know what you get when you cross a pit-bull terrier with a computer? I dont know either, but when it Megabytes it Megahertz. ___ "The definition of a hero under Rousseaus definition <- or, in less idiotic terms, Rousseaus definition of a hero
Kenri of the Yuri	Posted: 12/19/2007 3:57:38 AM UTC \| Message Detail \| Filter \| Author Profile \| # 002
Level: 43 Editor	Old and stupid, respectively. --- The Credo of Little Mac: Any time not spent doing ZE UPPERCUT is time that could be better spent doing ZE UPPERCUT. "...Your animal analogies have grown tiresome!" ~Godot, Phoenix Wright 3
THS Ruler	Posted: 12/19/2007 4:33:50 AM UTC \| Message Detail \| Filter \| Author Profile \| # 003
Level: 30 Legend	Thanks for your positive feedback ___ "The definition of a hero under Rousseaus definition <- or, in less idiotic terms, Rousseaus definition of a hero
Eel	Posted: 12/19/2007 4:46:27 AM UTC \| Message Detail \| Filter \| Author Profile \| # 004
Level: 44 DSB Moderator	My uncle is old and stupid but he's still funny. --- "I am Paper. Rock is fine. Nerf Scissors."
THS Ruler	Posted: 12/19/2007 1:51:12 PM UTC \| Message Detail \| Filter \| Author Profile \| # 005
Level: 30 Legend	lol ___ "The definition of a hero under Rousseaus definition <- or, in less idiotic terms, Rousseaus definition of a hero

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