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Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing this simple and straightforward question:
You're walking down a deserted backstreet with your beautiful wife and two
small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock 40 caliber, and you are an
expert shot. You have maybe two seconds before he reaches you and your
family. What do you do???
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would provoke such an attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What do the kids think?
What does my therapist think?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his
hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this
send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with killing only me and let my family live?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content to only severely
wound me? Does his knife have a clean, smooth edge,
or is it jagged and rusty?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, and somehow not pass out from the
agonizing, could my family get away while he commenced to stab me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day, and make this a happier,
healthier street that would discourage such unacceptable behavior.
Oh, this is all so confusing! I need to organize a think tank and try to
come to some consensus.
Republican's Answer: BANG!
Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sound of
reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click...
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
the Hollow Points?"
Son: "Daddy, can I shoot the next one.can I, can I.!??!"
Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermi
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Southerner's Answer:
lolwut?
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"The definition of a hero under Rousseaus definition <- or, in less idiotic terms, Rousseaus definition of a hero
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Southerner's Answer:
lolwut?
Amish's Answer: