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Herm Edwards is a man. Also, if Tebow is so terrible, why did he beat the Jets last year?
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So many reasons:
1. The Jets sucked
2. The Jets are starting Mark Sanchez, who is as bad if not worse than Tebow
3. The Jets suck
4. The Broncos defense does not suck
5. The Jets offense was (is) absolutely terrible
etc.
Anyway, Tampa Bay just climbed out of a hole to crush division rival Carolina's hopes and dreams to ashes, but you know, I just can't shake the feeling that Freeman isn't working out for this team. What the Bucs really need is Detroit's third string QB and receiver. Plus, now that Aqib Talib's gone, they could really use some help in the secondary: it'd be great if they could get Kyle Wilson off the Jets. And... Shea McClellan.
And Chris Petersen.
Make it happen, Tampa Bay!
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1. The Jets sucked
2. The Jets are starting Mark Sanchez, who is as bad if not worse than Tebow
3. The Jets suck
4. The Broncos defense does not suck
5. The Jets offense was (is) absolutely terrible
Tebow playing at his best is better than Sanchez when he's playing bad, but I take Sanchez over Tebow with no question.
The rest of those points are/were accurate!
Anyway, today marks the beginning of the Jets' ~March to Mediocrity~
In which I am trolled by watching the McElroy Era delayed even more by the Jets wandering into "just not enough going wrong to cause a major change"
Take a look at this schedule:
Patriots (Thursday Night)
Cardinals
at Jaguars
at Titans
Chargers
at Bills
Oh yes, the march to mediocrity is possible. 8-8 is a plausible path. 9-7 wouldn't shock me overly so!
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This is true, because Tebow is just horrific. But still. Sanchez. Oh God. This franchise needs a damn quarterback.
Patriots (Thursday Night)
Cardinals
at Jaguars
at Titans
Chargers
at Bills
My money's on:
LOSS
LOSS
GLORIOUS VICTORY
GLORIOUS VICTORY
GLORIOUS VICTORY
LOSS
This schedule is really easy, though. Though could easily win every game except the first one. The Bills and Cardinals are "struggling teams" - though the Jets have an autoerotic asphyxia fetish, so you never know.
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Liberal Arts Major
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"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
Liberal Arts Major
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Yes. It was, technically, a game of football.
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"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
Liberal Arts Major
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"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
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Liberal Arts Major
The McElroy Era is here.
Is the rest of the NFL prepared? Not a chance.
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The Schiano Administration is not content with trolling only Bucs fans.
I've read people trying to defend this elite coaching maneuver, but let's face it, it just sucks. The only thing you might get out of it, as a defense, is an injury.
If only the DC could put this kind of creativity into stopping the pass. Wait. Wait.
Oh God!
Is the rest of the NFL prepared? Not a chance.
The San Diego game will be a battle of the game's most amazing quarterbacks.
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=(
It was a glorious era though.
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Liberal Arts Major
Good football game
Pick one
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Liberal Arts Major
...how are the Jets still alive for the playoff hunt?
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The Jets are still in playoff contention because after the top five teams in the conference, the AFC is a dumpster fire. Andy Dalton's Bengals could make the playoffs.
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When I feel like being awesome in another way.
New Moderator
Draft picks!
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It's Week 16 where I think it ends.
Chargers are the "hardest" game the Jets have, IMO if only because the Chargers in December are ridiculous and them winning out and thereby keeping Norv as coach is practically the expected outcome every season. >_>
Besides that, if the Steelers beat the Bengals in that same week, I think that might end it right there even with a Jets win. Steelers already have head-to-head over the Jets but if there can be a three-way tie between Jets/Steelers/Bengals I think the Jets can sneak in so long as the Bengals beat the Steelers. If the Steelers win that they have the head-to-head sweep and win anyway.
If we reach Week 17 and the Jets are still in this, I'll be really surprised. It's not impossible, but... it's pretty improbable IMO.
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Meanwhile, the Bucs are now officially the Bucs again. Draft picks!
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
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Also, it's been over two months since Denver last lost a game. And it was to New England... who the Broncos just leaped over for the number two seed in the playoffs... Two of the three losses have come on the road, so I guess that makes a difference.
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Liberal Arts Major
However, yeah, they have a few paths out of this.
Meanwhile, the Dolphins are technically still alive somehow!
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Not that the Jets deserved to be anywhere near the playoffs whatsoever anyway. >_>
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I repeat, sad trombone