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Eel Posted: 11/18/2013 9:22:41 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 091
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Manning only threw one touchdown this week. Oh no.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 11/19/2013 9:12:59 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 092
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Is Manning done after performing worse than Nick Foles?

Is the Jets season over after getting pasted by the Bills?

Will two wins be enough to save Greg Schiano's career?

Tune in next week to find out!
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xp1337 Posted: 11/20/2013 7:22:46 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 093
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The Jets are still the 6 seed if the season ended right now.

so the jets season isn't over yet

and it never will be as long as the rest of the afc refuses to let it
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Eel Posted: 11/20/2013 10:41:38 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 094
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Know who else is still not mathematically eliminated yet? Houston. Also, damn Philadelphia. I wanted the division winner for that division to have a losing record... now they're actually looking good.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 11/20/2013 2:41:41 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 095
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and it never will be as long as the rest of the afc refuses to let it

Hurray for everyone sucking worse!

But seriously, this Geno guy's gotta go. Give the fans what they really want. Give them Sanchez.

now they're actually looking good.

Coming off a 7-15 loss to the possibly even more abysmal Giants, the now 6-5 Eagles rattled off three consecutive wins against: Oakland, Post-Rodgers Green Bay, and Washington. The team's other three wins have come against Washington, the Giants, and Tampa Bay. In other words:

- 3 wins against other shitty NFC East also-rans
- 1 win against the 4-6 Raiders, a team for which 4-6 constitutes a miracle
- 1 win against the Tampa Bay Fighting Schianos
- 1 win against the Green Bay "Rodgers is gone now, BURN. EVERYTHING." Packers

Oh yeah, and they lost to the Chargers earlier this season.

This is what passes for "actually looking good" in this division.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 11/20/2013 2:43:32 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 096
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Naturally, though, someone from the NFC East is going to make it to the Super Bowl.
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Eel Posted: 11/21/2013 12:07:03 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 097
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The cowboys didn't win this week. I blame Romo.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 11/21/2013 2:07:52 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 098
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I blame the Cowboys, which combine to make the anti-Voltron. The Voltron of embarrassing losses, if you will.

Romo is the perfect headliner for that team.
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xp1337 Posted: 11/21/2013 6:55:22 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 099
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Give the fans what they really want. Give them Sanchez.

i was going to object with "don't even joke about that"

but then i realized you were absolutely right

it's just fans of every other team.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 11/21/2013 11:46:06 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 100
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it's just fans of every other team.

Though to be fair, we also find Geno Smith amusing.
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Eel Posted: 11/25/2013 5:24:45 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 101
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Sure was nice of the refs to turn a blind eye to the Patriots on every fucking play in the second half.
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xp1337 Posted: 11/25/2013 5:40:23 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 102
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i generally tend to have that kind of feeling in practically every patriots game

and i tend to see quite a few every year
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Eel Posted: 12/2/2013 2:28:08 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 103
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And then Kansas City loses three in a row.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 12/4/2013 5:23:06 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 104
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Guys, guys: why talk about the Patriots when we can talk about GENO SMITH, WORST QUARTERBACK IN THE LEAGUE instead?
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xp1337 Posted: 12/4/2013 6:02:58 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 105
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because i have been so thoroughly demoralized i can no longer talk about it
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Eel Posted: 12/4/2013 7:11:00 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 106
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You can look forward to Sanchez getting healthy!
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xp1337 Posted: 12/4/2013 7:56:45 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 107
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hahahahaha

hahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 12/4/2013 11:28:00 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 108
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You don't know if Sanchez is going to go back to being Sanchez. What if part of his recovery involved being exposed to gamma rays and subsequently becoming the Hulk?
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Eel Posted: 12/9/2013 1:53:59 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 109
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The Jets are not eliminated from the play offs yet. What madness is this?
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xp1337 Posted: 12/9/2013 2:58:00 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 110
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pretty sure they were still alive even if they lost

i literally can not stress enough how foolish it is to underestimate how terrible the afc is.

The Jaguars are still alive.

hell the only afc team eliminated from playoff contention is the texans.
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Eel Posted: 12/9/2013 8:20:56 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 111
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For this week at least. Next week it'll change.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 12/9/2013 5:52:59 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 112
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The Jaguars are still alive.

To be fair, they need a Rube Goldberg machine of contrivances to make it in. A better encapsulation of the AFC is that when you you tell people the Jaguars are probably going to win out, they don't call you insane.
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Eel Posted: 12/13/2013 4:33:54 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 113
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That was one of the worst games I've seen the Denver defense play. Ever.
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Eel Posted: 12/15/2013 8:14:30 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 114
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Remember back when Houston had a good football team? They were the Oilers.
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xp1337 Posted: 12/17/2013 4:52:19 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 115
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Jets finally officially eliminated.

Took a Ravens win to do it though. They were still alive after losing again!

that afc
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 12/18/2013 7:58:37 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 116
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Yeah, but the Jets got some good news: Geno Smith is no longer the worst quarterback in the league! Eli is!
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Eel Posted: 12/18/2013 8:38:56 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 117
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The difference being Eli will still have a job in two years thanks to his rings.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 12/19/2013 3:52:00 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 118
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Geno Smith will also have a job thanks to working for the Jets.
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Eel Posted: 12/19/2013 4:16:31 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 119
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Oh right, the guys that gave Sanchez four years...
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 12/19/2013 2:51:39 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 120
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SANCHEZ IS STILL ON THEIR ROSTER
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