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Ogordemir99 Posted: 9/14/2009 12:46:41 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 001
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http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/tennis/usopen09/news/story?id=4469987

It's a pity you can't really make out what she's saying, I'm sure it would be hilarious.

Remember, kids: serving errors are srs bsns.
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The Tiger Posted: 9/14/2009 1:23:39 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 002
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Saw. She got pwned. By herself. Those are the best pwns.


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Ogordemir99 Posted: 9/14/2009 1:41:28 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 003
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She got pwned by herself, then she got pwned by the tennis people.

Also she broke a racket, that's quality stuff.
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Kodan Posted: 9/14/2009 1:43:37 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 004
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I find it funny how she only got fined $10,000. Isn't she a multi-millionaire or something?
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 9/14/2009 1:56:41 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 005
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She also won $350,000 for getting to the semis.

That $10,000 is really impressive!
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Eel Posted: 9/14/2009 4:31:55 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 006
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But with that $10,000 she could buy a new racket!
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 9/14/2009 5:47:10 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 007
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MADE OUT OF SOLID GOLD
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Eel Posted: 9/14/2009 6:00:22 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 008
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She'd just break that one too. Maybe it's for the best.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 9/14/2009 7:43:13 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 009
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REINFORCED WITH TITANIUM
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