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BREAKING: Peyton Manning slaughters entire Baltimore Ravens team, families
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 9/6/2013 6:19:10 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 001
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GLORIOUS DENVER BRONCOS 2013-14 NFL SUPERBOWL CHAMPIONS GET ON THE BANDWAGON NOW
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xp1337 Posted: 9/6/2013 6:39:03 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 002
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I was sad when the Ravens punted at the end. Had they turned it over on downs, Peyton might have been tempted to go for 8!
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Eel Posted: 9/6/2013 7:54:02 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 003
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Who needs a running game at all when you have MANNING. Or a linebacker who knows not to drop the ball before you cross the goal line.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 9/6/2013 8:27:08 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 004
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Peyton might have been tempted to go for 8!

Might? There's no stopping that train.

Or a linebacker who knows not to drop the ball before you cross the goal line.

The rarest of talents.
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Eel Posted: 9/6/2013 7:02:32 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 005
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Clearly they were trying to give back that touchdown because they felt sorry for Baltimore.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 9/6/2013 8:19:48 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 006
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I think it's more like an Icarus thing.
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Eel Posted: 9/16/2013 12:38:53 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 007
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Eli is rather unlucky.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 9/16/2013 2:52:01 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 008
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Yeah, his brother got all the Football God genes.
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Eel Posted: 9/16/2013 8:18:06 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 009
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An interception off of some guy's foot. That's gotta suck. Like playing hacky sack.
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Eel Posted: 1/19/2014 11:07:34 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 010
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The prophecy is coming true.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 1/20/2014 7:49:13 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 011
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ALL THAT STANDS IN THEIR WAY IS SEATTLE, AND THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A REAL BASEBALL TEAM
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Eel Posted: 1/20/2014 7:50:57 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 012
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Neither does Denver.
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xp1337 Posted: 1/20/2014 7:51:17 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 013
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This entire season I was kind of hoping for snow or otherwise trolling weather for the Super Bowl.

but not anymore

need perfect conditions so peyton can keep destroying teams.
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Eel Posted: 1/20/2014 8:33:23 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 014
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I kind of didn't want the broncos to go to the super bowl because of how obvious of a terrorist attack it's going to be. On the off chance that there isn't an attack, then yay.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 1/20/2014 10:47:59 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 015
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Neither does Denver.

What are you talking about? The Rockies almost won the World Series six years ago! They have Troy Tulowitzki and everything!

need perfect conditions so peyton can keep destroying teams.

Yeah but think of the narratives if Peyton wins in the snow! Or, more accurately, think what would happen to existing narratives. Chaos, that's what. Skip Bayless wouldn't know what to do with himself.

I kind of didn't want the broncos to go to the super bowl because of how obvious of a terrorist attack it's going to be. On the off chance that there isn't an attack, then yay.

Terrorists love Peyton Manning!
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Eel Posted: 1/20/2014 9:22:35 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 016
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They reached the world series. Then got swept.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 1/20/2014 11:30:54 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 017
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It was an honor just to get there.
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Eel Posted: 1/20/2014 11:54:45 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 018
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It was a fluke. An honorary fluke.
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Eel Posted: 2/3/2014 1:31:20 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 019
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That certainly was a first half.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 2/3/2014 1:36:26 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 020
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XD BRONCOS
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xp1337 Posted: 2/3/2014 2:26:19 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 021
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guys as a jets fan you all know i have seen many, many awful games

this is the worst game i have ever seen played in my life

barring peyton ascending to the next level of existence and winning this game.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 2/3/2014 3:02:44 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 022
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this is the worst game i have ever seen played in my life

My mom, whose football knowledge extends only as far as the few things she picked up while watching Friday Night Lights, was shouting "What are you doing, you idiots?" at the Broncos all night.

Sounds about right.
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Kodan Posted: 2/3/2014 8:15:11 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 023
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6oiy11-eWc

This is hilarious.
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Eel Posted: 2/3/2014 9:05:37 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 024
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Alright.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 2/3/2014 11:10:06 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 025
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Not as funny as that safety though!
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Eel Posted: 2/3/2014 7:10:47 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 026
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That slow motion look on Peyton's face as he watched the ball sail past... that's going to become one of those immortal images.
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Kenri of the Yuri Posted: 2/3/2014 8:33:48 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 027
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As soon as the Broncos actually scored, everyone in my house immediately stopped caring about the game.

classless broncos even terrible at being terrible
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GameCobra Posted: 2/4/2014 4:09:03 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 028
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"Awwwww, the Denver Broncos!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjc3P8bAIeg
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