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xp1337 Posted: 9/15/2014 12:08:33 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 001
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Figured we might as well have our yearly NFL topic, and the Jets conveniently provided a wonderful way to begin it!

I think I'd be more upset with that play if I hadn't been sure the Packers were going to win since back in the 2nd Quarter. As it was, it got me to start laughing in a game where I spent most of it alternating between frustration and resignation.

The quest for 8-8 continues!
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 9/15/2014 12:11:44 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 002
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I was just about to post this: http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/9/14/6149615/jets-packers-touchdown-timeout.

Looks like the Jets are already in midseason form!
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 9/15/2014 12:12:25 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 003
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oh and TB is already 0-2 destined for 0-X abandon ship save yourselves!
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xp1337 Posted: 9/15/2014 12:26:16 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 004
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It's admittedly a very high bar. It'll be hard for the Jets to top that one, but they've got 14 games to try!

I do genuinely think the Jets are about an 8-8 team though.

Thought 8-8 +/- 2 games before the season started.
Thought 9-7 +/- 1 game from the Jets going up 14-0 to around when the Packers made it 21-9
Went back to 8-8 +/- 2 games after that.

Geno does seem to be doing better than I expected though, so that's something at least!

Week 1 Patriots alone in the AFC East basement
Week 2 Bills leading the AFC East outright.

comedy division sighting
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Eel Posted: 9/15/2014 12:32:00 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 005
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It sure would be nice if the Denver Broncos had an offense that scored points in the second half.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 9/19/2014 2:50:59 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 006
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Week 1 Patriots alone in the AFC East basement
Week 2 Bills leading the AFC East outright.

comedy division sighting


I'm thinking the winner of this division will be the laughingstock of the NFL* until they beat the Broncos or something in the first round of the playoffs, like that one time Seattle made the playoffs with a losing record. It's like poetry: it rhymes.

*non-Florida sports division

Meanwhile: https://vine.co/v/OWpreAbav0Q

Bad teams love doing things with their butts.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 9/29/2014 2:58:00 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 007
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BUCS WIN

WINNING OCCURRED

SUCK IT STEELERS
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 10/13/2014 12:10:30 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 008
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Today we learned that it's so fuckin' easy to score on the Jets.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 10/19/2014 5:07:44 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 009
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Also, free Percy Harvins for everyone! But mostly the Jets. Will this invigorate their offense? Nope!
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Eel Posted: 10/19/2014 5:58:17 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 010
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I have my doubts about the ability of the Jets to get the football to said receiver. Cuz Geno Smith sucks at throwing the football. You know, the job he gets paid to do.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 10/19/2014 10:23:19 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 011
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Perhaps they could put Percy Harvin in under center! He could start every play with the ball in his hands!
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Eel Posted: 10/20/2014 3:55:26 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 012
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And then Manning doesn't need to play for an entire quarter against the 49ers.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 11/5/2014 5:37:32 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 013
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Good news: The Bucs are on a one-way trip to a #1 pick.

Bad news: They'll probably spend it on whoever Marshall's quarterback is.
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Eel Posted: 11/5/2014 7:49:48 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 014
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They do have some competition for that pick. Oakland still has to win.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 11/9/2014 7:32:05 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 015
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I BELIEVE IN MY BUCS
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 11/10/2014 8:21:18 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 016
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On the other hand, if the Raiders do go 0-X this season, as they seem destined to do, that would just be so Bucs.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 12/8/2014 4:18:07 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 017
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That #1 pick is now within reach, as the Raiders picked up their second win yesterday and now everyone is 2-X.

I don't know how tiebreakers work for these things, but if SOS is involved, surely being part of Dumpster Fire: The Conference will work to Tampa Bay's advantage here!
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 12/28/2014 9:45:29 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 018
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It took an improbable Saints comeback, but now the Bucs are the proud owners of the #1 pick. Just like I said they'd be! Now let's hope they don't spend it on a kicker.
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Kodan Posted: 12/29/2014 7:40:25 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 019
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...Whoa.

I just realized something... Where did xp disappear to? He's been off TFN for 3 months. I've never seen him gone so long.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 1/21/2015 7:28:49 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 020
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He probably has a life now.
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xp1337 Posted: 1/25/2015 1:26:31 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 021
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hahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahaha

i'm so sorry for leading you to have such expectations.

Nah, stuff just happened and I basically disappeared not just from TFN but like... the internet for 4 months or so.

Hopefully I'm back, but then again, I didn't plan on vanishing last time!

oh yeah what did i miss this season, how about the jets-hahahaha

hahahaha

=(
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Kodan Posted: 1/25/2015 9:42:50 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 022
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Whoa. xp's back! *throws confetti*

PC break?
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xp1337 Posted: 1/27/2015 12:42:36 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 023
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Nah. Personal stuff, wasn't feeling well, etc.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 1/28/2015 10:56:18 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 024
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I'm sorry to hear that xp. I hope you're feeling better now.

HOW BOUT THEM JETS THO
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xp1337 Posted: 1/29/2015 2:55:36 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 025
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Thanks.

man the jets.

To be serious for a second, I think they should have kept Rex in all honesty. He didn't really strike me as the problem. I mean, given the team - with the possible exception of this season - he seemed to get the most out of them.

but i guess we'll see.

it is unfortunate i wasn't around for geno putting up a perfect qb rating.

the jets should schedule all their games in december from now on. unstoppable.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 2/2/2015 3:16:31 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 026
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Geno's the next Brady!

The Jets are probably better in December because most of their opponents no longer care about being good.
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"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
xp1337 Posted: 2/2/2015 3:55:50 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 027
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there is that

also there is that playcall by the seahawks.

why
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xp1337 Posted: 2/2/2015 4:03:08 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 028
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seriously the trolling was real.

I gave up on the Seahawks when the Patriots scored that TD. Refused to believe that miracle catch was a catch until I saw the replay. Then I was once again filled with hope and then SURPRISE PASS PLAY FOR AN INT.

=(

it was like watching the entire jets season again in one sequence.
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Scorpion 316 Posted: 2/2/2015 4:19:33 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 029
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This is all I have to say:

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Kodan Posted: 2/2/2015 6:01:36 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 030
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Found a list of all Superbowl commercials used this year, if you're like me and didn't watch it.

Well, I suppose if you're like me, you're Canadian, which means you don't get to see any of the Super Bowl commercials. (Here in Canada the commercials and half time show get replaced with generic Canadian TV ads)

http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/entertainment-general/index.ssf/2015/02/super_bowl_2015_commercials_th.html

I like the Brady Bunch one.
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