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| Ogordemir99 | Posted: 9/12/2016 1:52:20 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 001 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | It's that time a year again. Time for the Bucs to prove themselves a laughingsto - oh god they beat a division rival and are in sole possession of first place?! ___ ~ Ogordemir ~ "The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu |
| xp1337 | Posted: 9/18/2016 7:12:30 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 002 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | The Jets beat the Bills finally. one of my least favorite fun facts of last season was: if the jets beat the bills once last season they make the playoffs. if the jets beat the bills both times last season they are the 1 seed. But now they're all set to have a no-good, terrible, awful 4 games. like 1-3 over the next 4 games would almost feel like a victory --- xp1337: Don't you wish there was a spell-checker that told you when you a word out? |
| Ogordemir99 | Posted: 9/19/2016 4:54:41 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 003 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | Just, but just imagine how bad it would have been if they'd lost! Then they'd have five awful games! Meanwhile, the Bucs got absolutely obliterated by the Cards (in a game I almost drove up to watch before coming to my senses), but they're still in sole possession of first place in the division. Taste it, Panthers! ___ ~ Ogordemir ~ "The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu |
| Eel | Posted: 9/19/2016 11:46:02 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 004 |
| Level: 44 DSB Moderator | .. go Broncos... --- "In the best relationships, nobody wears the pants." |
| Ogordemir99 | Posted: 9/26/2016 5:56:47 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 005 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | God the Bucs are fucking terrible. They just gave up 37 points to the goddamn Rams (total number of points scored in previous two games: 9)(seriously!)(9!) and lost by 5 in a game in which they failed two two-point conversions and missed an extra point and a field goal. Their "star" kicker, who they took in the second round, so should probably be some kind of living god, is playing at or below replacement level. It's beautiful. Jason Licht and Dirk Koetter have created a masterpiece. ___ ~ Ogordemir ~ "The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu |
| Ogordemir99 | Posted: 9/26/2016 6:04:36 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 006 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | The Jets might be worse though. ___ ~ Ogordemir ~ "The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu |
| Eel | Posted: 9/26/2016 7:36:07 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 007 |
| Level: 44 DSB Moderator | And now they get to play the Broncos. --- "In the best relationships, nobody wears the pants." |
| xp1337 | Posted: 9/27/2016 3:42:10 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 008 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | Good news everyone! The Jets won on "points not scored off turnovers" 3-0! ...the bad news is with 8 turnovers i'm not even sure how many drives the chiefs had that would have even qualified. --- xp1337: Don't you wish there was a spell-checker that told you when you a word out? |
| xp1337 | Posted: 10/2/2016 8:41:04 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 009 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | That first half was full of false hope. And even then they were losing! --- xp1337: Don't you wish there was a spell-checker that told you when you a word out? |
| Eel | Posted: 10/2/2016 11:21:35 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 010 |
| Level: 44 DSB Moderator | Pretty long delay. --- "In the best relationships, nobody wears the pants." |
| Ogordemir99 | Posted: 10/15/2016 7:30:47 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 011 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | The Bucs really went downhill. I put the blame entirely on the kicker. All of the points the defense gives up and all of the fumbleceptions the Winstonian offense barfs up are entirely his fault. Still better than Carolina, though! ___ ~ Ogordemir ~ "The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu |
| xp1337 | Posted: 10/18/2016 5:15:51 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 012 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | Oh boy. Fitzpatrick just got pulled for Geno. I clearly underestimated how bad the first half of the season could get. --- xp1337: Don't you wish there was a spell-checker that told you when you a word out? |
| Ogordemir99 | Posted: 10/18/2016 11:18:26 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 013 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | Geno, at least, brings some excitement. You have no idea what he's capable of! Will he set a single-season record for sacks and interceptions? Maybe! ___ ~ Ogordemir ~ "The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu |
| xp1337 | Posted: 10/24/2016 11:51:57 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 014 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | You know, I really do feel bad for him even though at this point I feel like the Jets might as well start the Bryce Petty Era. Finally gets to start again and ends up injured in the 2nd Quarter and Fitzpatrick leads them to a win. --- xp1337: Don't you wish there was a spell-checker that told you when you a word out? |
| Eel | Posted: 10/24/2016 12:55:00 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 015 |
| Level: 44 DSB Moderator | I don't think I've laughed quite as hard about a football game as I did last night. Just... wide left. --- "In the best relationships, nobody wears the pants." |
| xp1337 | Posted: 10/25/2016 4:21:07 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 016 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | I'm a little mad I missed that game. Sounds hilarious. I also made that Jets/Geno post before I heard it was a torn ACL. Ouch. When I watched the game I didn't think it was that serious and he'd be able to return next week. --- xp1337: Don't you wish there was a spell-checker that told you when you a word out? |
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| xp1337 | Posted: 10/31/2016 3:14:48 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 017 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | Not sure how I feel about the Jets letting the Browns go up 13 on them in the first half. i mean they remembered they were playing the browns in the second half and won but that doesn't exactly inspire confidence --- xp1337: Don't you wish there was a spell-checker that told you when you a word out? |
| Ogordemir99 | Posted: 11/6/2016 8:12:22 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 018 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | Sometimes decent teams let atrocious teams score a ton of points on them! It's just science. Man, the Bucs suck. I think it's time to fire everyone. Even the owners! Especially the owners. ___ ~ Ogordemir ~ "The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu |
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| xp1337 | Posted: 11/6/2016 11:45:17 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 019 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | offsides op plz nerf Jets offside on a kickoff they stopped inside the 20 (i mean after about 6 missed tackles, but point is they got it eventually!) allow a gw td return on the re-kick seems imbalanced --- xp1337: Don't you wish there was a spell-checker that told you when you a word out? |
| Ogordemir99 | Posted: 11/7/2016 1:40:05 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 020 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | The Jets are really behind on the special teams meta. ___ ~ Ogordemir ~ "The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu |
| xp1337 | Posted: 11/14/2016 8:14:08 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 021 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | the jets are behind on all the meta tbqh --- xp1337: Don't you wish there was a spell-checker that told you when you a word out? |
| Eel | Posted: 11/14/2016 1:05:27 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 022 |
| Level: 44 DSB Moderator | Speaking of special teams, yay for blocking an extra point to win a game. --- "In the best relationships, nobody wears the pants." |
| Ogordemir99 | Posted: 11/28/2016 12:22:16 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 023 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | Holy shit, the Bucs just beat Seattle. They're just one game behind Atlanta. This horrible team is in second place in the division 11 weeks into the season! This division sucks so bad! ___ ~ Ogordemir ~ "The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu |
| xp1337 | Posted: 11/28/2016 12:34:13 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 024 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | Jets forgot who they were for about 55 minutes and were actually leading the Patriots late in the 4th. Then they remembered. --- xp1337: Don't you wish there was a spell-checker that told you when you a word out? |
| Ogordemir99 | Posted: 12/5/2016 3:11:19 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 025 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | The Bucs never remember! Tied for first place, baby! Ridin' that wave! ___ ~ Ogordemir ~ "The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu |
| xp1337 | Posted: 12/6/2016 4:28:18 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 026 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | Jets eliminated from the playoffs. officially unofficially one wonders if they ever were qualified --- xp1337: Don't you wish there was a spell-checker that told you when you a word out? |
| xp1337 | Posted: 12/12/2016 5:48:21 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 027 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | So, I don't know if anyone watched the Jets/49ers first quarter but if they did I am so sorry. The second quarter wasn't much better. you know what the whole game wasn't much better But the Jets in the first quarter/half were just beyond awful. At first I thought rock bottom was when they made the Browns look like they had a Top 3 passing attack. Then I thought it was whatever that was against the Colts. I was wrong. and now i know better than to claim it's that first quarter-to-a-half because there are still 3 games left to play But it was the 49ers so the Jets still somehow found a way to win even when they practically took a half off. >_> --- xp1337: Don't you wish there was a spell-checker that told you when you a word out? |
| xp1337 | Posted: 1/2/2017 1:29:33 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 028 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | It took all season, but the Jets finally made me smile. If you haven't seen the Jets kickoff TD. Just... just watch it. Text Explanation: Jets score a FG. On the kickoff, the Bills let the ball bounce from around the 15 back into the endzone. Jets recover for a TD. it was amazing --- xp1337: Don't you wish there was a spell-checker that told you when you a word out? |
| xp1337 | Posted: 2/6/2017 3:39:42 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 029 |
| Level: 49 Liberal Arts Major | time to close down the nfl it was a mistake --- xp1337: Don't you wish there was a spell-checker that told you when you a word out? |
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