Editor
There's a good reason for why I tend to pick negative reviews instead of positive reviews. See, bad positive reviews always tend to just say things like "Graphics 10/10 - The graphics are amazing. Go buy this game!!!" Stupid? Yes. Funny? No.
While bad negative reviews tend to go borderline off topic rambling about some perceived pseudo-slight that may or may not be imaginary. Which tends to be both stupid and hilarious.
P.S.: We need to allow for longer article titles. >_>
(I'm pretty sure I ripped off that Captain Obvious joke from somewhere, but I can't remember where. And hey, it's never stopped me before!)
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"I'm not perverted! I'm just immensely fascinated!" ~Lisa Yadomaru, Bleach
"Speed is... weight. Have you ever been kicked at the speed of light?" ~Admiral Kizaru, One Piece
"There's a pony in the shop, but don't buy it. It might do something unfortunate to you." ~from the first Summoner's Seal topic