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-Boss Rush on Easy makes me LOL. So much. Everything dies to aerials or up smashes. Everything.
-Captain Broken is really, really easy once you get a pattern down. The only problem is his OHKO move... which can be dodged, but I haven't figured out how to yet.
[Spoiler for bosses, click to show]
-WHY DOES NINTENDO WANT TO SPOIL THE MOTHER SERIES FOR EVERYONE
-It seems like most of the SSE's story is told through trophies. wtf, why not just TELL THE DAMN STORY DURING THE STORY like everything else ever except Evangelion.
-I have acquired the Rayquaza boss trophy. In doing so, I have lost most motivation for getting any of the other boss trophies.
-Ganondorf's upsmash WRECKS the bosses. ALL OF THEM. It shreds through Captain Broken like a paper shredder shreds through paper.
-On that note, I just killed Master Hand in 10 seconds with Dedede. I AM THE GOD OF BOSS RUSH ON EASY.
-Shit, Ike just got killed by Captain Broken. I retract my previous statement about my godhood.
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Agreed.
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-Official boss difficulty ranking: [Spoiler for bosses, click to show]
-So, my owning of Captain Broken on Intense. I went back to try to get Crowns on the Great Maze (couldn't figure out how to, though <_<), and decided to keep up a shiny new boss trophy while I was at it. Trophy Stands seem to spawn more on Intense, so I figured, hey, I can dodge his attacks, why not?
First attempt, I get like 6 Trophy Stands while he's still at 60% health or more. He kills me while I'm waiting for one later. Second attempt, I screw up several times and get massacred since almost every attack is a OHKO (the scattershot thing he stole from Dark Samus and his Omnislash aren't, but everything else...).
THIRD attempt, I knock him down to like 5% health with my first three guys. **** YEAH I ROCK! Then he kills my third guy while I'm waiting for a Stand. And my fourth guy. And my fifth guy. FINALLY a Stand appears when I'm down to my last guy Mr. Game & Watch. Who has a +21 Trophy Stand appearance sticker, so yeah. I get one almost immediately, he scattershots me, I airdodge out of it, throw my Stand upwards, and...
*wobble, wobble*
*wobble, wobble*
DING!
*sends the trophy to someone's PC*
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Trying to fight Galleom/Duon/Pokey with Ike and Snake was miserable.
Anyway... Scored a Captain Broken (Wings) trophy. Totally worth it. Maybe. I dunno.
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Grabbed trophies of Galleom and Ridley. Getting a trophy of Duon is taking longer than expected. About three times now, I've had him down to a sliver of health, only to see a Trophy Stand appear, and when I run to get it, he knocks me into the air for a KO. Which wouldn't be a problem if I could throw the damn things down at him while he's KOing me, but the Trophy Stand throwing animation is roughly 14 minutes long. 14 Namekian minutes. So if I try to throw a stand, I can go make a sandwich, eat the sandwich, take a bath, watch all three Lord of the Rings films, cure cancer, build a functional rocketship out of paperclips, and return before it actually throws.
Seriously, how fucking hard can it be to throw the goddamn thing? It's a damn DISC. These are characters who can throw swords and crates and shit, but they can't throw a freaking frisbee? Goddamn.
Then this other time, a Trophy Stand spawned on the other side of Duon. While he was returning to his side of the stage. Which knocked the Trophy Stand off the stage in the process. FUCK YOU, DUON.
I need a drink.
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Message last edited by Kenri of the Yuri on 3/17/2008 at 05:17:08 AM
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Regular enemies are actually giving me more problems, since I can't just wait for Trophy Stands to spawn...
Was at 499 trophies for the longest time, which annoyed me because there was a Challenge for getting 500 trophies that I wanted to complete... After like two hours in the Coin Launcher, I gave up and used a Golden Hammer on a Challenge that got me a CD. Which was the last CD I needed, thus getting me a trophy. Which was my 500th trophy, getting me another trophy! 3 for the price of one, not bad.
Only two Golden Hammers left, though...
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Message last edited by Kenri of the Yuri on 3/19/2008 at 03:58:33 AM
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With Anyone is apparently "fixed" for a lot of people, so I tried it out, having now decided on my main (Mr. Game and Watch). Last time I tried, I was cleaning up with Dedede... until I got disconnected. This time, I picked G&W and selected Smashville as the stage. We ended up at The Summit.
****.
Even with all the running water and stuff, there was hardly any lag, though, which was awesome. Maybe online really has been fixed. Ended up in Sudden Death with Snake, dodged an fsmash, and fsmashed him into oblivion. Can't believe I actually won. <_<;
Anyway, my Challenge board is nearly complete, so unless I beat Boss Rush on Intense, this topic has pretty much served its purpose.
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Message last edited by Kenri of the Yuri on 3/25/2008 at 07:33:30 PM
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-I swear Porky was taking it easy on me. I even dodged his little multi-poke attack, and he never used his two moves that own me. **** YOU
-Rock Smash doesn't hurt Rayquaza. Charizard's fsmash, however, does. **** YOU
-lol ridley and meta ridley, even as some of the last bosses, I own your ass. **** YOU
-Petey Piranha actually hit me. Several times. wtf and **** YOU
-I tripped during the Galleom fight while I had 125% damage. And he was in the middle of an attack. Luckily I got up and rolled, thus avoiding damage, but it certainly didn't improve my opinion on tripping. **** YOU TRIPPING AND **** YOU GALLEOM
-Duon got owned. I think I have his pattern down now... finally. **** YOU
-Crazy Hand was the first fight and Master Hand was the last (before Tabuu). How awesome is that? Ahem... **** BOTH OF YOU
-Tabuu got owned so hard.
Charizard: im in ur subspace. rock smashin' ur bosses
Tabuu: NO U *RROD*
PT: GET BACK!
Tabuu: ...what.
PT: Go, Squirtle! Get back! Go, Ivysaur! Get back! Go, Charizard!
Tabuu: That is so unfair.
Charizard: *rock smash*
He even managed to hit me with his super dragon beam of death attack, but... did you know Charizard has invincibility frames during his Up B? HAHAHA WHAT NOW TABUU YOU POORLY TRANSLATED BASTARD
ALL THE AT FIELDS AND BRICKED 360s IN THE WORLD CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW
**** YOU
Announcer: WOW! INCREDIBLE!
Me: **** YOU *leaves mode, never to return*
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