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| Kenri of the Yuri |
Posted: 4/20/2006 12:10:47 AM UTC |
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| And not only can I not cook, I also cannot heat up previously cooked food.
I'm not sure why I forgot this, but I attempted to heat up some lasagna. 25 minutes later, I'm left with a nearly ruined pot and lukewarm lasagna. That happens to be burnt.
I didn't even know it was possible to burn something while still failing to heat it, but somehow, I pulled it off.
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Kenri: Kuroneko-sama?!
"Welcome, Vash the Stampede. You are congratulated for making it this far - however, you will not leave this city alive! I am the Thirteenth Gung-Ho Gun, Kuroneko the Cat's Paw!" |
| Mr. Furious |
Posted: 4/20/2006 12:12:26 AM UTC |
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| 25 minutes later
There's problem numero teh won.
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Burgess [Z?] ...pull the trigger.
I smell like smoke because I have walked through fire. |
| Kenri of the Yuri |
Posted: 4/20/2006 12:31:50 AM UTC |
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# 003 |
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| When your food starts to burn, you really don't want to keep heating it. At least based on my finite cooking knowledge. >_>
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Kenri: Kuroneko-sama?!
"Welcome, Vash the Stampede. You are congratulated for making it this far - however, you will not leave this city alive! I am the Thirteenth Gung-Ho Gun, Kuroneko the Cat's Paw!" |
| Mega Sonic |
Posted: 4/20/2006 2:51:36 AM UTC |
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# 004 |
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| Geez Kenri, even I can cook. <_<
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Mega Sonic
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| Kenri of the Yuri |
Posted: 4/20/2006 5:19:01 AM UTC |
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# 005 |
Level: 43
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| Yes, yes, Kenri is a failure, etc.
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Kenri: Kuroneko-sama?!
"Welcome, Vash the Stampede. You are congratulated for making it this far - however, you will not leave this city alive! I am the Thirteenth Gung-Ho Gun, Kuroneko the Cat's Paw!" |
| ns1987 |
Posted: 4/20/2006 9:03:16 AM UTC |
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| I know how to cook, but every now and then, I get the "oh crap, that's been on the stove for 2 hours. SHIIIIIIIIIIIT~!" or the "it's feeling hot - blin, I left the stove on."
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No, I don't own the Flux. |
| ns1987 |
Posted: 4/20/2006 9:07:01 AM UTC |
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| Needless to say I've burned lasagne 5 years ago. How old are you? <_<
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No, I don't own the Flux. |
| Kenri of the Yuri |
Posted: 4/20/2006 9:35:15 PM UTC |
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# 008 |
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| 16. >_>
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Kenri: Kuroneko-sama?!
"Welcome, Vash the Stampede. You are congratulated for making it this far - however, you will not leave this city alive! I am the Thirteenth Gung-Ho Gun, Kuroneko the Cat's Paw!" |
| Mr. Furious |
Posted: 4/20/2006 9:52:57 PM UTC |
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| That's it?
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Burgess [Z?] ...pull the trigger.
I smell like smoke because I have walked through fire. |
| Ogordemir99 |
Posted: 4/21/2006 12:14:17 AM UTC |
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# 010 |
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| Hey! Kenri and I are the same age! And NEITHER of us can cook!
Awesome!
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~ Silvas ~
Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
"Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde |
| Mega Sonic |
Posted: 4/21/2006 12:55:21 AM UTC |
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| lolz, I'm 15.
<_<
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| ns1987 |
Posted: 4/21/2006 10:57:13 AM UTC |
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| I seriously need to talk to people my own age. Everyone's either 2 years younger or 4 years older than I am. :(
You lazy asses, learn to cook instead of wacking it one of these days.
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No, I don't own the Flux. |
| Kenri of the Yuri |
Posted: 4/22/2006 8:25:13 AM UTC |
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| Or I could learn to cook instead of skydiving or lion taming.
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Kenri: Edward Elric?!
"Okay, really, is there any emotional trauma that HASN'T been inflicted on me?" |
| Mr. Furious |
Posted: 4/22/2006 4:19:53 PM UTC |
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| I seriously need to talk to people my own age.
How the fuck do you think I feel?
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Burgess [Z?] ...pull the trigger.
I smell like smoke because I have walked through fire. |
| The Tiger |
Posted: 4/22/2006 6:46:54 PM UTC |
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| one word: Microwave
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| Kenri of the Yuri |
Posted: 4/22/2006 9:34:33 PM UTC |
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# 016 |
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| I hate microwaving good food... <_<
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Kenri: Edward Elric?!
"Okay, really, is there any emotional trauma that HASN'T been inflicted on me?" |
| Kaizier |
Posted: 5/12/2006 3:47:41 AM UTC |
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# 017 |
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| By the sounds of things, it might be better than what you end up with. <_< |