Editor
Narrator: Armageddon. It creates vampires for some reason.
Abel: Hey everyone, look at me, I'm the result of an orgy between Vash, Knives, and Wolfwood! Vash mode go!
Token girl: Hi, I'm a walking DEM.
Pilots: Let's provide a sense of false security by sharing a laugh.
Vampire: MUST KILL HUMAN.
Pilot: *splort*
Token girl: Oh noes!
Vampire: MUST RAPE HUMAN.
Abel: I want my sammich-oh snap, a vampire! Wolfwood mode go!
Vampire: DO NOT WANT.
Abel: Token girl, fly the ship.
Girl: No.
Abel: Yes.
Girl: No.
Vampire: Yes.
Abel: Crap, you're still alive? Let's take this outside.
Vampire: ...It's a plane.
Abel: OUTSIDE!
Vampire: Look, I have a blade in my arm. EDWARD ELRIC MODE GO!
Abel: I WANT THESE MOTHERFUCKING VAMPIRES OFF THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE! Knives mode go!
Vampire: OH SHI-
Girl: ^5
Abel: ^5
Vatican people: Like most governments and/or religions in fiction, we seem okay now but are almost definitely corrupt.
Bleach
Ichigo: Hi, I'm Ichigo Japanesesurname. Like most shounen heroes, I get into street fights and can gain power by shouting.
Spirit girl: I love you. Let's have sex.
Ichigo: No.
Ichigo's dad: DYNAMIC ENTRANCE! Wow, I am a huge rip-off of Gai from Naruto. Or he's a rip-off of me. Time for some child abuse!
Ichigo: Look, I'll tell you what I told the spirit...
Ichigo's sister: lol spirits
Ichigo: SCENE TRANSITION! Look, spirit girl is in trouble!
???: I am such a badass. *slice*
Ichigo: But you're flat, so I don't care about you. I'm going home.
???: Something is jamming my radar. I'm gonna go break into the home of that obvious main character.
Ichigo: *kick*
???: ....Okay seriously you've got to be ****ing kidding me. YOU DO NOT KICK THE GODDAMN LOVE INTEREST. DO YOU NOT WATCH INUYASHA? *paralyze*
Ichigo: I like where this is going.
Demon: I'm gonna go kill your family.
Ichigo: Oh noes! MAIN CHARACTER POWER ACTIVATE! *breaks paralyze spell*
???: He has that level of main character power in just the first episode?! That's faster than Yusuke Urameshi!
Ichigo: I'm not as cool, though, and you're a crappy Botan. I'm gonna go put my life in danger.
???: I'm Rukia. Stab yourself.
Ichigo: Okay, I trust you completely even though you broke into my room and paralyzed me. MAIN CHARACTER POWER GO!
Rukia: Incredible! He's already at an episode 16 power level! And his sword is huge!
Ichigo: ...lol if u no wut she means ;) I'm gonna go kill stuff.
Randomly appearing Kero rip-off: It's not the size of the sword, it's what you do with it.
And a bonus, Eureka 7!
Holland: *angst*
Renton: *angst*
Eureka's kids: We're annoying.
Holland: I'm gonna go make us some money by pulling an incredibly dangerous stealth mission. brb
Renton: I'm gonna go check on Eureka.
Holland: *hiding in cardboard box* Psst. Priest. Come with me.
LFOs: !
Holland: Crap.
Talho: What are you doing here? Going to pull a Shinji?
Renton: Maaaaaybe. What are YOU doing here?
Talho: I was going to pull a Kabuto.
Holland: Renton, you suck. Get back in the Nirvash.
Gidget: Berserker?!
Renton: I'm so worthless! *destroys 15 LFOs*
Renton: I'm so stupid! *saves Holland*
Renton: I'm just a kid! *punches LFO*
Holland: Bleeding to death over here. Any time you feel like picking up my crippled ship and ego.
Renton: stfu, this episode is about MY angst.
Holland: Okay, just for that, look down.
Renton: Oh noes, there was a person in that LFO I brutally massacred?!
Eureka: You know, some Goo-Be-Gone would probably clear this right up.
Holland: My way was more fun.
---
WE WILL NEVER QUIT
"Baby, I'm never gonna let you go." ~Takeshi Jin, IGPX
Message last edited by Kenri of the Yuri on 9/10/2006 at 01:48:06 AM
Liberal Arts Major
Eureka: Look, I swear it was just bubblegum.
Holland: Hey, can you fix it?
Mischa: No.
Holland: Why do I have you on board this ship anyway?
Mischa: I ask myself that question every day.
Holland: Hey, Talho, I think something like this happened in House, go start up the DVD and find out how he fixed it.
Talho: ...
Holland: ...
Renton: Hey guys, what's going on?
Holland: We can't tell you until at least Episode 29.
Renton: ...
Holland: Quiet, I blame you for this even though everyone else knows you're innocent.
Renton: =(
Eureka's Kids: Is mam ok?
Holland: Yeah, absolutely fine. Incidentally, you're not allowed in there.
Eureka's Kids: Oh, good, we were worried, what with all the serious atmosphere and such.
Renton: ...Is she really ok?
Holland: ...
Renton: ...Well?
Holland: No, but I'm trying to make the kids feel better by lying to them.
Eureka's Kids: What?
Holland: You didn't hear that, it was a thought.
Eureka's Kids: Oh. Ok.
Hap: An event started!
Talho: Who made the event?
Hap: Vodarak.
Talho: So, what?
Hap: A Vodarak Priest has been captured by the military. Are we bad enough dudes to save him/her?
Holland: asl?
Hap: ...
Holland: ...
Talho: ...
Hap: I don't know, I don't know, at a military base.
Holland: I like where this is going.
Hap: ...Right. Ok then.
Renton: Hey, we need to go to a hospital!
Holland: No, I'm power-gaming.
Renton: What!?
Holland: Also, your plan is useless because doctors can't fix it, only the Vodarak can. Of course, I won't tell you this so we can have an argument and a fight.
Renton: =(
Holland: *Kicks Renton's ass*
Hap: Don't kill him, he's basically a slave, he does stuff and we don't need to pay him!
Holland: *Angst*
(A bit later)
Holland: ...And that's my plan.
Hap: Wait, all you've said is 'And that's my plan'. We haven't come up with anything!
Holland: ...Or did we?
Talho: Hey, I need to yell at you, Holland.
Holland: Oh yeah? Well I have to plan with Hap-
Hap: *Leaves*
Holland: Damnit!
Talho: You musn't run away.
Holland: I'm not. However, coincidentally, I'm leaving this conversation now to start the event.
(A bit later)
Holland: Ok, I'm going to take 606.
Renton: The 606 is a jobber. Why not take the 909?
Holland: Don't judge me!
(A bit later)
Holland: This is so easy.
Hap: ...You haven't done anything yet, you're just heading there.
Holland: ...Shut up. I'm leaving the chat.
[Cont]
Liberal Arts Major
(At base)
Prisoners: He's so screwed.
Vodarak Priest: Luckily for me, I watched the news and saw there was a 90% chance of an LFO flying in and saving me today.
Holland: *Flies in and gets Priest*
Military: Oh, what the hell?
Holland: Wow, that was easy. Oh ****, radar just went off.
Vodarak Priest: Thanks for jinxing it.
(Back at the Gekko-Go)
Talho: I've watched EoE, Renton. I know why you came here.
Renton: Damn. Well, why are you here?
Talho: ;)
Renton: ...
Talho: ;)
Renton: ...I'm leaving.
Hap: Holland is so screwed.
Talho: *Angst* ;_;
Renton: Told him the 606 was a jobber.
Talho: Since Holland isn't here, I'm going to take over the job of abusing you. * *****slap*
Renton: =(
Talho: He's doing this to save Eureka.
Renton: ...Why does no one tell me these things during the fights?
Talho: So that you can jump to the logical conclusions, that while perfectly logical, are wrong, and thus give Holland a reason to hit you.
Renton: ...Well, I'm going to pilot the Nirvash, because Holland so can't enforce the ban now.
(Later)
Holland: Left or right? Hmm. Let's try left.
Random KLF: =)
Holland: ****! *Board is destroyed*
Vodarak Priest: Well, I would have died if you hadn't come, so I suppose I can't complain too much.
Holland: ...
KLF Squad: You're surrounded.
Holland: Yeah? Well, watch as I further compromise my position by running up and attacking one of you, and then firing on a few more.
KLF Squad: Ok. Now there's still 4 of us, and now you have no cover. Nice maneuver though.
Holland: =(
Renton: Since I'm not using a jobber LFO, watch as I break the military lines.
Military: Damnit! Stupid typeZERO, where's Dominic, Anemone, and theEND when you need them?
Anemone: We're not in this arc.
Dominic: At least I think we aren't, maybe we're in the next episode, but then we're definitely not in the arc until 29.
theEND: Also, I would annihilate typeZERO right now, and that would mess the story up.
Renton: I think to rub in my superiority to Holland, I'll ditch my board to fight the KLF Squad.
Holland: ...
KLF Squad: Well, ok, thanks.
Renton: Too bad I didn't tell them that I was about to enter hardcore mode. * ****ing owns the first 2 KLFs with Ninja Melee Skills*
KLF #3: Oh crap.
Renton: *Charges and stabs 3rd KLF*
KLF #4: Well, that was nearly a disaster, thankfully, I have you beat-
Renton: *Does insane boost maneuver and uses the board as a projectile weapon*
KLF #4: Oh ****-" *Gets pwned*
Holland: Holy ****. That was awesome. Ok, Renton, thanks for saving me. Let's get the hell out of here now.
Renton: No, I'm not done relieving my angst. *Keeps bashing KLF #4*
Holland: ...I think you killed it.
Renton: I'm making sure. *Steps on cockpit*
Holland: ...
Renton: Ok, now I'm sure. *Raises Nirvash's leg and sees the arm*
Holland: ...
Renton: ...
Holland: ...
Renton: I killed him!? Oh god what have I done!?
Holland: Took him 20 episodes to realize that, I win the pool!
---
xp1337: Your former local puppet admin.
"This is the light of my soul, a sacred territory upon which no one may intrude." - Kaworu, NGE.
Liberal Arts Major
___
~ Ogordemir ~
Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
"Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde
DSB Moderator
---
Mega Sonic
Back at TFN?!
Liberal Arts Major
+++
"I'm weak to the finish 'cause AIDs beats me spinach, I'm Popeye the Dying Man.. *toot, toot, cough* - Popeye Drawn Together
Editor
Really? I'm assuming it means Bleach is shitty, since there is rarely, if ever, enough of a difference between a dub and sub to make one good and one bad.
---
WE WILL NEVER QUIT
"Baby, I'm never gonna let you go." ~Takeshi Jin, IGPX
Message last edited by Kenri of the Yuri on 9/10/2006 at 07:24:50 PM
DSB Moderator
I'm afraid you're wrong. The first twenty episodes of Bleach are really good. <_<
Although, that isn't to say that Episodes 25 -
---
Mega Sonic
Back at TFN?!
DSB Moderator
... Somehow, I pressed some button and it posted my message, incomplete. In anycase, Episodes 25 - 60 or so are still good, but not as good as the first 20.
---
Mega Sonic
Back at TFN?!
Editor
---
WE WILL NEVER QUIT
"Baby, I'm never gonna let you go." ~Takeshi Jin, IGPX
Liberal Arts Major
+++
"I'm weak to the finish 'cause AIDs beats me spinach, I'm Popeye the Dying Man.. *toot, toot, cough* - Popeye Drawn Together
Provisional
One word...Yu-Gi-Oh
---
You suck! -Crowd
Your mother taught me how! -Kurt Angle
DSB Moderator
---
Mega Sonic
Back at TFN?!