Liberal Arts Major
I didn't care much for the Sims and stuff.. but I love this game. You carry yourself up from the womb into adulthood, there are no graphics, but a lot of wit and humor. You can even die as a child by way of swallowing poison or getting abducted and murdered by a sick, twisted man in his automobile.
This game gets Scorp's Seal of Approval. Play now. Be warned though, it takes a little bit to get to the good stuff and deleting your cookies will erase where you left off.
Besides, with SS offline currently, this is a decent enough substitute and it's pretty fun. >_>
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Second time: Died as a 65+ man by... playing in a baseball game and catching a ball? wtf? I guess I had a heart attack or something... o_O
Was married to Cindy and had one kid. <_<
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Mega Sonic
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Mega Sonic
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You suck! -Crowd
Your mother taught me how! -Kurt Angle
Liberal Arts Major
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xp1337: Your former local puppet admin.
"This is the light of my soul, a sacred territory upon which no one may intrude." - Kaworu, NGE.
Liberal Arts Major
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xp1337: Your former local puppet admin.
"This is the light of my soul, a sacred territory upon which no one may intrude." - Kaworu, NGE.
Liberal Arts Major
I blew a kiss to that lady too, MS. >_> She gave me chocolate.
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Liberal Arts Major
Good Child, no real problems. Obtained some burn scars from an iron.
Pretty good teenager, had a daughter named Jennifer from my second relationship.
Went through several more failed relationships into adulthood and became rich from selling a recipe to a fast food corporation. However, all of the women left after becoming engaged, some at the alter. My daughter, Jennifer, got married.
I became a bitter old man, snapping at young people due to the losses of the women in my life. I signed up for a sixty five and older softball team. Here's what happened. I chose to be a catcher.. yet got stuck in the outfield apparently.
That's the spirit! You try out for your position and make the STARTING TEAM. In the ninth inning, a high pop fly is hit directly to you. You thrust out your glove in an attempt to field the ball. The excitement of the play fills your whole body...
The ball THUNKS solidly into the glove, knocking you off-balance. Your heart is beating furiously from the thrill of making the play. You feel happy and carefree, just like a child again. Suddenly, the field begins to fade and turn black.
The last thing you see are players from both benches running out to greet you for making such a great play. Something's wrong. You can't run toward them. Your body and hands won't respond to your wishes, but instead of feeling frustration, you feel great peace. How you only wish you could have said good-bye.
You have died.
A bitter old man's last moment of glory.. before his long, restful sleep.
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Mega Sonic
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WHAT THE FUCK.
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You suck! -Crowd
Your mother taught me how! -Kurt Angle
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~ Ogordemir ~
Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
"Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde
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Early in the afternoon you watch your father as he tries to fix the lawnmower. He has given the lawnmower a name. The lawnmower's name is *&%$.
XD
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"If I don't live diligently, I can't die. So I will fight. Even if... I have no chance of winning." ~Shinji Ikari, RE-TAKE
Liberal Arts Major
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~ Ogordemir ~
Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
"Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde
Liberal Arts Major
Then there are the things like burning the house down by playing with matches in your room and not running out, killing the fire fighter who rescues you as part of the chain of events. That's fun.
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"If I don't live diligently, I can't die. So I will fight. Even if... I have no chance of winning." ~Shinji Ikari, RE-TAKE
Liberal Arts Major
lol pop quiz'd. >_>
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The "big fight" scenario was stupid as hell.
"lol bully. big fight etc"
-Frightened
-Tough
-Unaffected
-Show up
-Don't show up
Me: Unaffected, show up.
Game: CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, STAR FOX!
Me: ...Tough, show up.
Game: THE FIGHT STARTS: SWING AT HIS STOMACH OR FACE
Me: ...wtf, I said show up, not fight.
Game: LOL PWNED
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"If I don't live diligently, I can't die. So I will fight. Even if... I have no chance of winning." ~Shinji Ikari, RE-TAKE
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If only the Catholics would really see the light.. *sigh*
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~ Ogordemir ~
Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
"Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde
Editor
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"If I don't live diligently, I can't die. So I will fight. Even if... I have no chance of winning." ~Shinji Ikari, RE-TAKE
Liberal Arts Major
Your stats determine whether or not you die when you say no. If they're right, you get away and tell your parents. The cops question you for the license plate, and then they arrest the child rapist.
Also, you can survive getting in the car if your stats are alright. He'll get pulled over with a broken taillight and get arrested. Setting you free. (I've only seen this one for a girl so far.)
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If only the Catholics would really see the light.. *sigh*
Liberal Arts Major
See? School is helpful.
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~ Ogordemir ~
Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
"Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde
Liberal Arts Major
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~ Ogordemir ~
Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
"Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde
Liberal Arts Major
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If only the Catholics would really see the light.. *sigh*