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Sasuke: *stare*
Gaara: *hide*
Sasuke: *stare*
Gaara: *hide*
Sasuke: *stare*
Gaara: *hide*
Sasuke: *stare*
Gaara: *hide*
Sasuke: *stare*
Gaara: *hide*
Sasuke: *stare*
Gaara: *hide*
Sasuke: *stare*
Gaara: *hide*
Naruto: BEST FIGHT EVER.
Kakashi: Sasuke's about to do something!
Sasuke: *stare*
Gaara: *hide*
Sasuke: *stare*
Gaara: *hide*
Sasuke: *stare*
Gaara: *hide*
Sasuke: *stare*
Gaara: *hide*
Sakura: What a brilliant strategic move!
Kakashi: Didn't you wonder why we were so late? We were perfecting this technique!
Sasuke: *stare*
Gaara: *hide*
Sasuke: *stare*
Gaara: *hide*
Sasuke: *stare*
Gaara: *hide*
Sasuke: *stare*
Gaara: *hide*
Sasuke: *stare*
Gaara: *hide*
Sasuke: *stare*
Gaara: *hide*
Naruto: SUCH POWER! INCREDIBLE!
Sasuke: *stare*
Gaara: *hide*
Sasuke: Okay, enough of this. Really Unwhelming Lightning Punch Jutsu! Annoying Noise Jutsu!
Gaara: OH NO, MY BELOVED SAND PIT.
Naruto: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG COOLEST TECHNIQUE EVER, BETTER THAN THE MUCH MORE INTERESTING AND LESS GENERIC TECHNIQUES USED BY SECONDARY CHARACTERS LIKE LEE, SHINO, AND SHIKAMARU.
Lee: ...
Naruto: BUT YOU GUYS SUCK AND AREN'T MAIN CHARACTERS!
Guy: Blah blah assassination blah blah birds blah blah chidori blah blah lightning blah blah.
Gaara: SHUT THE HELL UP, CAN'T YOU SEE I'M IN PAIN HERE?
Lee: Dude. I slammed you into a cement floor from like four stories in the air with a kick that was going at at least the speed of sound.
Gaara: But you're not a main character, so I was completely unharmed for no adequately explained reason.
Kabuto: Okay, this sucks. Time to destroy your beloved peasant village.
Kakashi: What?! Kabuto is evolving! Kabuto evolved into Kabutops!
Kabuto: KABU KABU
Hokage: Luckily, I'm in no danger at all. Lee was strong enough to demolish an entire stadium in like 3 seconds, and obviously my elite ninja guards are stronger than some kid.
Ninja Guards: Don't these red shirts make us look cool? Can you believe we got them so cheap from that snake guy?
Hokage: ...
Orochimaru: I'M THE WORST VILLAIN EVER. TIME TO DO STUFF THAT'S COMPLETELY NONTHREATENING AND GET MY ASS KICKED BY 12 YEAR OLDS!
Kakashi: I WANT THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES OFF THIS MOTHERFUCKING... VILLAGE
Naruto: ...Didn't we kill like four of these snakes about 80 episodes ago? And our team completely sucks.
Ninja Guards: But your shirts aren't red.
Sakura: My shirt is red!
Naruto: That... explains a lot, actually.
Sakura: ... ;_;
Writer: Best plot ever. Now to end the episode, since obviously I'm incapable of advancing the conflict at all in an hour's time.
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"Anchors aweigh! Keep the tillers steady! As for our destination... the wind will guide us!" ~Tetra, LoZ: The Wind Waker
"For what profit is it to a man, if he gains the world, and loses his own soul?" ~Dracula, SOTN
Juggernaut, bitch.
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I smell like smoke because I have walked through fire.
Liberal Arts Major
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~ Ogordemir ~
Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
"Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde
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"Anchors aweigh! Keep the tillers steady! As for our destination... the wind will guide us!" ~Tetra, LoZ: The Wind Waker
"For what profit is it to a man, if he gains the world, and loses his own soul?" ~Dracula, SOTN
Liberal Arts Major
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~ Ogordemir ~
Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
"Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde
Provisional
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You suck! -Crowd
Your mother taught me how! -Kurt Angle
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"Everything lasts forever." ~Homer Simpson
"It says no Homers. We're allowed to have one."
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Ichigo: HEY GUYS, SECOND WIND
Renji: WTF, where did you get all this power?
Ichigo: I'M A MAIN CHARACTER
Renji: You're a main character? FUCK.
*Renji gets his ass kicked*
Ichigo: *kill*
Byakuya: No.
Ichigo: *die*
Rukia: Don't kill him.
Byakuya: k.
Renji: That's stupid. He's the main character, if we leave him alone he'll just come back when he's stronger and kick our asses.
Byakuya: Who cares, I'm so emo, I want to die.
Renji: ...
Byakuya: BACK TO SPIRIT WORLD.
Fangirls: OMG NEKKID ICHIGO
Ichigo: Oh look, I'm not dead.
Ishida: Beep bep beep boop bip.
Urahara: I think he has something jammed in his control panel.
Ishida: *displays projection*
Rukia: Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.
Ichigo: BEGIN THE RESCUE RUKIA ARC!
Urahara: No, not before one week of rigorous training!
Ichigo: Is this... off-screen training, by any chance?
Genkai: If I were training him, it would be off-screen.
Viewers: GOD, WE GET IT. YU YU HAKUSHO IS BETTER. GET ON WITH THE SHOW.
Credits: No. *roll*
Ichigo: This anime sucks.
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"Everything lasts forever." ~Homer Simpson
"It says no Homers. We're allowed to have one."
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"Everything lasts forever." ~Homer Simpson
"It says no Homers. We're allowed to have one."