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Kenri of the Yuri Posted: 2/3/2007 8:15:33 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 001
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...the internet.

You know, I thought - nay, prayed, that in the process of systematically crippling all forms of communication in my household for some phantom goal that was never achieved if it ever even existed, the phone line fairies would actually do something useful and run a cable line the 50 feet or so from the road to my house, allowing me to access pornography information at 700x my current speed.

But no. So good news, bad news time.

The internet is back. That's good.
But it's still dialup. That's bad.
But it comes with a free frogurt! That's good.
The frogurt is also dialup. That's bad.
And telemarketers can now bother me again. That's bad also.

2/5 ain't too shabby.
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Message last edited by Kenri of the Yuri on 2/3/2007 at 03:16:20 AM
Burgess Posted: 2/3/2007 6:06:12 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 002
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Juggernaut, bitch.
Welcome back.

http://www.thefluxnet.org/boards/genmessage.php?board=13&topic=2542

...now go read and recommend.

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