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THS Ruler Posted: 4/30/2007 8:38:47 AM CDT | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 001
Level: 30
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I have only like 5 mins to write this though, so I'll keep it short.

So, remember that one girl that I wrote about 6 months ago that I lost to a curly-haired fag? Ok, so 2 days ago, she IMs me and asks if I'd want to go on a double date with her friend. Well, knowing my luck, I asked for pics, b/c, well, you know...>_> Anyway, she looked alright, so step 1 passed. She's a sophomore, but she's also 16 (makes me sad she's the same age as a senior, but w/e) so that also worked out. So, last night, the other girl (the 6 month ago thing - our code for her is A1 (yes, we do have a code system for all the girls I've failed with.)), logged on aim and we talked about the whole thing. So, in actuality, D1(code for the sophomore) has/had a bf who's an ass to her and thus A1 told her to go on a date to get her mind off it and recommended me. So, yet again, I'm competing with another fag, only this time she doesn't like the fag, so I guess that helps. Remember the curly haired, testosterone-deficient, 4-time-a-day crying wimp (A1's bf)? I hate him. I really do. I can't stand talking to him. I can't stand seeing him. Well guess what? He's her brother.

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I hate how karma always seems to bite your ass in the end.
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FreezingInferno Posted: 4/30/2007 9:35:40 AM CDT | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 002
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O_O That's.. erm... odd.
THS Ruler Posted: 4/30/2007 5:17:05 PM CDT | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 003
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Tis.
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Nick Posted: 4/30/2007 5:27:18 PM CDT | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 004
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Te fuck, you're 16 and a senior?
Ogordemir99 Posted: 4/30/2007 5:40:04 PM CDT | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 005
Level: 49
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He turns 17 on May 17th.

He skipped 8th grade.
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Kenri of the Yuri Posted: 4/30/2007 5:52:02 PM CDT | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 006
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I love funny stories too.

Kind of makes me wish there was one in this topic.
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Kodan Posted: 4/30/2007 7:00:27 PM CDT | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 007
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
Wheres the funny!?

I was promised funny! I DEMAND FUNNY!
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THS Ruler Posted: 4/30/2007 7:11:33 PM CDT | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 008
Level: 30
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funny as in depressing and pathetic.
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