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Emo Culture: The New Greatest Threat to Civilization
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 5/30/2007 4:06:52 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 001
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYyUT3lG96Q

Noted Psychologists say you NEED TO KNOW: it turns out not only is Emo Culture a plague upon our nations, it's also very Bad. After viewing the above Educational Video, you might be troubled, and you're probably seeking Answers. Let me help.

QUESTIONS FOR DISCUSSION

1. What is emo?

Emo is a teenage subculture characterized by dark clothing, suicide glorification, self-mutilation, homosexuality, and glasses.

2. Why are kids drawn to emo culture?

Satan.

3. Should kids who cut themselves seek help?

Maybe.

4. If emos are likely to commit suicide, won't the problem just solve itself?

Once you factor in the emos' low rate of conception with members outside of the subculture, you'd think so, wouldn't you? But alas, they reproduce faster than they die.

5. Lastly, how do teenagers go about becoming "advanced" emos? More importantly, can advanced emos tank?

Advanced emos require at least three points of Razor Mastery and one point of Abnormal Psychology, but at least an additional five points of Futile Existence are recommended. Unfortunately, as an advanced emo, you won't be able to tank against anything more threatening than your MySpace profile. You can, however, become a Scientologist.

(Stolen from LL somewhat.)
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Message last edited by Silvas on 5/30/2007 at 12:07:18 AM
Tengu Ghost Posted: 5/30/2007 4:44:01 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 002
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So I take it most of the celebs that believe in Scientology are in the advanced emo class?
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 5/30/2007 4:44:48 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 003
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Yes. Especially the most visible, like Tom Cruise.
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Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
"Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde
Tengu Ghost Posted: 5/30/2007 5:01:34 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 004
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Indeed he is. he is also a big pussy.
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The Undertaker Posted: 5/31/2007 1:39:53 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 005
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Unfortunately for the Emo Culture, it, like all other musical based cultures, is a decade fad. Next decade, you won't be seeing it too much any more, kinda like rap now.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 5/31/2007 3:03:27 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 006
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Instead, next decade you'll see Portfolio Diversification Culture.
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"Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people." ~ Oscar Wilde
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