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Kenri of the Yuri Posted: 9/21/2006 11:00:30 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 001
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...starring the most broken character ever.

-His weakest attack simutaneously destroys every atom in the entire universe (besides himself, obviously).

-One of his strongest attacks destroys the universe, all other universes, all other alternate realities and dimensions, time itself (making him the only anything to exist and ever have existed), and destroys them so thoroughly that an omnipotent being could not restore them.

-At a walking pace, he moves at trillions of times the speed of light. At a running pace, he can circle the entire universe a billion times in less than a second. In addition, he wears a belt each atom of which weighs more than a thousand suns. This slows him down to the above speed - without the belt, he'd move so fast he'd actually appear at his destination before he left.

-He is surrounded by over a mitillion (10^6000000) shields, making up a "bubble", at any given time. Each of these shields can withstand the force of attacks that would destroy several universes, and they cannot be removed in any way other than being destroyed by force. Each shield also absorbs the "remainder" of any attack before being destroyed, meaning a single attack can only destroy a single shield. These shields also regenerate faster than the speed of light.

-Between him and his shields are several billion alternate dimensions, stopping mental and physical attacks from simply being transported/started "inside" his bubble.

-He regenerates instantly if even an atom of his body exists anywhere.

-He can fully regenerate himself from nothingness. If somehow you manage to destroy all his shields and hits him with enough force to destroy every atom in his body, he will simply think himself back from nothingness. This cannot be stopped by destroying all universes, all dimensions, and/or all realities.

-He can create nearly infinite amounts of clones of himself, all of which are exact duplicates and think for themselves exactly as he would. In addition, they are all completely immune to eachother, and he can absorb them back into him at any time. They cannot be turned on eachother for any reason.

-He can "kill" stars by breathing on them.

-He has complete control over time, and can stop, rewind, fastforward, or slow down time's effect on any or all areas.

-He can easily mindcontrol, mindwipe, kill, or simply wish out of existence every being in the universe.

-All rules and laws of the universe do not apply to him.

-He can create universes easily, and restore destroyed universes.

-If you added the IQ of all other beings in all universes and multiplied it by a trillion, it would not come close to 1% of his IQ.

-He knows 99.9% of all knowledge ever.

-He is able to withstand the pull of a black hole, as well as create black holes, destroy black holes, and turn black holes inside out (regardless of how impossible that may be).

-He can instantly teleport to anywhere from anywhere, regardless of whether he's been there before or not. This includes teleporting into other dimensions, realities, and universes.

-He's mastered nearly every spell ever created, including all black, white, red, blue, and summon magic. Due to his mastery of blue magic, if an opponent attacks him with a spell he hasn't already mastered, he'll instantly master it.

-He's studied and mastered all forms of melee combat and martial arts known in any universe, and is incredibly skilled with every known weapon. If he comes across a weapon he isn't skilled with, all he needs to do is look at it or touch it to gain complete understanding and mastery over it.

-...And that's just for starters!
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To All The Children Of That Day-

"So that's what it was... The sound of a man... knocking on destiny's door." ~Ryoji Kaji, RE-TAKE 4
Message last edited by Kenri of the Yuri on 9/22/2006 at 01:55:54 PM
Scorpion 316 Posted: 9/21/2006 11:29:53 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 002
Level: 49
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Ironically, I already have stories starring a similar character. >_>
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Oh Snap. It's gone again.
Kenri of the Yuri Posted: 9/21/2006 12:13:14 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 003
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The obvious solution is to make my character even more broken!

-He beat Ghosts 'n Goblins and Super Ghouls 'N Ghosts simutaneously. He wasn't hit once in either and set a new speed run record for both. He was blindfolded.

-He was only ever defeated once, in an alternate universe, by a woman named Jordan Traptman. However, this was not considered a fair fight, because Jordan Traptman always wins.

-He has four sons. They are Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel, Mr. T, and Batman.


...Okay, all of those were jokes. <_<
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To All The Children Of That Day-

"So that's what it was... The sound of a man... knocking on destiny's door." ~Ryoji Kaji, RE-TAKE 4
Message last edited by Kenri of the Yuri on 9/21/2006 at 10:19:45 PM
Burgess Posted: 9/21/2006 3:27:12 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 004
Level: 51
Juggernaut, bitch.
xp already did this with Revan. Over and over again.

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Burgess [Z?] ...you just opened up a Pantera's Box.
I smell like smoke because I have walked through fire.
Scorpion 316 Posted: 9/21/2006 3:27:32 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 005
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
>_> Yes, quite as such.
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"I was never
Ogordemir99 Posted: 9/21/2006 4:03:42 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 006
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
Who's Revan, again? Some Eclipse character?

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Buddha promised me Nirvana and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
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xp1337 Posted: 9/21/2006 6:39:00 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 007
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
Yeah.
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Kenri of the Yuri Posted: 9/21/2006 10:24:55 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 008
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xp already did this with Revan. Over and over again.

It's been a loooong time since I read Eclipse, but I don't remember Revan being that broken.
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To All The Children Of That Day-

"So that's what it was... The sound of a man... knocking on destiny's door." ~Ryoji Kaji, RE-TAKE 4
xp1337 Posted: 9/21/2006 10:56:54 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 009
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
It's been a loooong time since I read Eclipse, but I don't remember Revan being that broken.

He wasn't in Eclipse, but I use him in something else that I haven't written, where he is easily that broken.
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"This is the light of my soul, a sacred territory upon which no one may intrude." - Kaworu, NGE.
Kenri of the Yuri Posted: 9/22/2006 12:24:01 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 010
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Summary of how broken he is. <_<
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To All The Children Of That Day-

"So that's what it was... The sound of a man... knocking on destiny's door." ~Ryoji Kaji, RE-TAKE 4
xp1337 Posted: 9/22/2006 12:31:00 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 011
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Liberal Arts Major
Maybe later.
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"This is the light of my soul, a sacred territory upon which no one may intrude." - Kaworu, NGE.
Kenri of the Yuri Posted: 9/22/2006 12:40:51 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 012
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Maybe now.
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To All The Children Of That Day-

"So that's what it was... The sound of a man... knocking on destiny's door." ~Ryoji Kaji, RE-TAKE 4
xp1337 Posted: 9/22/2006 12:55:46 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 013
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
Nah, if I get bored with Board 8 and LUE, I might.

I'll probably get bored enough sometime tonight, since MBA has like a 1% chance of doing anything.
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