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| URGENT Bulletin from the US Customs Agency |
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| Ogordemir99 |
Posted: 8/17/2007 3:42:22 PM UTC |
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# 001 |
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
| CARNATIONS are to be considered IMMINENT THREATS to the United States agricultural empire and must be confiscated IMMEDIATELY, NO QUESTIONS ASKED, regardless of how harmless their MIND GAMES may be trying to TRICK you into thinking they are.
PEANUTS are OK.
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu |
| Eel |
Posted: 8/18/2007 2:10:00 AM UTC |
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# 002 |
Level: 44
DSB Moderator
| What if you're alergic to peanuts?
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| Ogordemir99 |
Posted: 8/18/2007 2:20:58 AM UTC |
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# 003 |
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
| Then we WELCOME your DEATH.
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu |
| GameCobra |
Posted: 8/18/2007 2:53:03 AM UTC |
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# 004 |
Level: 37
Advanced
| What about pretzels? I seen them secretly take down States!!! ... STATES,PEOPLE!!!
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"Just Promise to murder me with your pants on." - Red Mage
"I promise Nothing!" - Black Mage |
| Kodan |
Posted: 8/18/2007 11:14:03 AM UTC |
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# 005 |
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
| Mmm... I want a pretzel now. I haven't had a REAL pretzel in about 10 years! The only thing I've had are those crappy smell hard ones they sell in chip bags >_>
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House: [To Cuddy] Good thing you failed at becoming a mom because you SUCK at it.
Currently Playing: C&C: Generals. |
| GameCobra |
Posted: 8/18/2007 4:11:45 PM UTC |
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# 006 |
Level: 37
Advanced
| I have too,sadly. :(
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"Just Promise to murder me with your pants on." - Red Mage
"I promise Nothing!" - Black Mage |