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Ogordemir99 Posted: 9/26/2007 9:43:35 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 001
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1. Mark off the constant.
2. Stop and do other things.
3. Solve for 9.
4. ???
5. Profit!

do me some maths lole
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Mega Sonic Posted: 9/26/2007 10:58:40 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 002
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The derivative of x-9 at 9?

The derivative of x is 1

so

...

1 <_<
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xp1337 Posted: 9/27/2007 12:24:58 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 003
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...MS is right?

Holy crap, I move to make the radical motion that math must be wrong in this case. >_>
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Mega Sonic Posted: 9/27/2007 12:46:41 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 004
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Hey, I did get a 4 on my AP Calc test. I may not be good at anything else, but I do rawk at Math. <_<
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xp1337 Posted: 9/27/2007 1:10:14 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 005
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Your 4 pales in comparison to my 5. Tremble in fear, mortal.
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xp1337 Posted: 9/27/2007 1:12:09 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 006
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Of course, I was surprised to get a 5, because Part II came directly from Hell.

Multiple Choice was laughable though.

Not complaining though, it kept my streak alive: Of the 3 AP Tests I've taken I've got a 5 on all of them (US History, World History, Calc AB)
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 9/27/2007 1:28:55 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 007
Level: 49
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Yes, I know it's 1. I was using L'Hopital's Rule to find a limit and I found the derivative of the numerator (x - 9) second, but because I had already crossed out the nine (I tend to go through and cross off constants when I do these things before anything else), for some reason I thought I had already found the derivative of that particular function. Obviously I hadn't, but of course I, being the good student that I am, didn't actually bother to check my answer. I only realized I had done something this stupid when I was discussing the test with somebody after we had taken it. I also managed to arrive at the conclusion that the limit to infinity of x^3/4x^4 is 1/4. >_>

Bad test day.
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Mega Sonic Posted: 9/27/2007 2:38:20 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 008
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The point is, I did something right for once, so I should get my Editor powers back. <_<
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 9/27/2007 2:42:47 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 009
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Being able to compute the derivative of x doesn't entail you are capable of handling the tribulations of the editor position on this our very busy website!
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Mega Sonic Posted: 9/27/2007 3:56:17 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 010
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Psh, not only can I find derivatives, but I can find integrals too. Whoo, witchcraft
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 9/27/2007 3:58:21 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 011
Level: 49
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Oh yeah? Integrate this:

int (your mom)

lol i funny
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legend789 Posted: 9/30/2007 1:59:36 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 012
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Ah, I remember AP Calc, I was a High School Junior grade back then = ]

What are the parameters of the integration of your mom, and what's the delta variable?
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THS Ruler Posted: 9/30/2007 2:13:34 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 013
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a better one is Int(2x,x,10,13)

Keeping with that one:
What's the square root of 69?
Eight something.

>_> <_<
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 9/30/2007 2:32:35 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 014
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Too many funny jokesters itt.

What are the parameters of the integration of your mom, and what's the delta variable?

The parameters are my fist and her face; the variable is the amount of alcohol in my bloodstream.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 10/1/2007 10:35:03 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 015
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Anyhow, I got the test back, and it turns out I made several additional stupid mistakes:

- It seems somehow in my world 27-36 = -11.
- I forgot to write down the answer for a problem.
- On two or three problems I lost track of signs and screwed myself.
- I in fact did the infinite limits thing (the 1/4 instead of 0 above) twice in succession.

In total, I got 15% lower than I should have simply by virtue of my careless stupidity.

Rawr.
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legend789 Posted: 10/1/2007 11:24:47 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 016
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a better one is Int(2x,x,10,13)

Keeping with that one:
What's the square root of 69?
Eight something.

>_> <_<


Int (2x, x, 10, 13) = 2 I think, or is it 6? I kinda forget how to do those things o.o

sqrt(69) = sqrt(3)sqrt(23) = ~1.7320508075688772935274463415059 * ~4.7958315233127195415974380641627 =~ I'm too lazy to do the math, but rounded it's about:
8.3066238629180748525842627449075

Too many funny jokesters itt.

What are the parameters of the integration of your mom, and what's the delta variable?

The parameters are my fist and her face; the variable is the amount of alcohol in my bloodstream.


Ah, this is embarrassing o.o I need to know what the function of your mom of the amount of alcohol in my bloodstream is.

Anyhow, I got the test back, and it turns out I made several additional stupid mistakes:

- It seems somehow in my world 27-36 = -11.
- I forgot to write down the answer for a problem.
- On two or three problems I lost track of signs and screwed myself.
- I in fact did the infinite limits thing (the 1/4 instead of 0 above) twice in succession.

In total, I got 15% lower than I should have simply by virtue of my careless stupidity.

Rawr.


Ah, I hate that o.o I made my share of stupid mistakes and got bad grades plenty of times.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 10/1/2007 11:40:37 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 017
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I need to know what the function of your mom of the amount of alcohol in my bloodstream is.

M(a) = ((a^(xy) * e^a)/z^7)^(2/3) + 3.5

where x, y, and z are unknown constants.
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legend789 Posted: 10/1/2007 11:50:49 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 018
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I need to know what the function of your mom of the amount of alcohol in my bloodstream is.

M(a) = ((a^(xy) * e^a)/z^7)^(2/3) + 3.5

where x, y, and z are unknown constants.


WTF? Ew, I'm not doing that, no wai !!!1
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Momma Boy Posted: 10/2/2007 2:56:36 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 019
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It is obvious that you aren't a liguist "How Ogor Finds the Derivative of x - 9 at 9" don't you mean "Help"?.

Even so the derivative of x - 9 is 1 so @ 9 the derivative is also 1. Yeah...
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 10/2/2007 2:58:26 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 020
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I don't mean help, I can find the derivative of x + C, the 9 was necessary for specification because that's how I obtained the answer 9. >_>
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Momma Boy Posted: 10/2/2007 3:33:30 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 021
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ohh... sorry man didn't mean to offend you. Forgive me master.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 10/2/2007 3:38:59 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 022
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thirty lashes
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Momma Boy Posted: 10/2/2007 3:40:04 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 023
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Dear God!!! Have mercy (kneel kneel, sob sob)
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 10/2/2007 3:45:48 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 024
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fifty lashes
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Momma Boy Posted: 10/2/2007 3:47:41 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 025
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I would respond with a sexual innuendo however, I will refrain because my conscious has my naughty side restrained (arms and legs pulled to the 4 corners of the bed) for the time being.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 10/2/2007 3:51:33 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 026
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hanging
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legend789 Posted: 10/3/2007 5:58:13 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 027
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Hott bondage.

I would respond with a sexual innuendo however, I will refrain because my conscious has my naughty side restrained (arms and legs pulled to the 4 corners of the bed) for the time being.

o.o
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Link Dude Posted: 10/7/2007 8:05:16 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 028
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Who the hell are you? And your sister looks like a lesbian, and not the good kind.
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legend789 Posted: 10/8/2007 12:19:37 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 029
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Who the hell are you? And your sister looks like a lesbian, and not the good kind.

Lol, hott lesbians o.o
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