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| Momma Boy |
Posted: 10/1/2007 3:10:55 AM UTC |
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# 001 |
Level: 30
Legend
| I have decided that I no longer have the will to live... I have put in much thought and I have decided that someone out there can eat me ALIVE. I will not struggle besides some screams to ease my aching heart. However, if you are willing to take up the offer. The bidding starts at $10.95
Upon bidding give price and why you should be the candidate who receives the honor of eating my flesh and bones. |
| Ogordemir99 |
Posted: 10/1/2007 3:11:58 AM UTC |
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# 002 |
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
| 10/10 would read again
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu |
| Momma Boy |
Posted: 10/1/2007 3:16:39 AM UTC |
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# 003 |
Level: 30
Legend
| I don't understand your offer...
Please give price and why you should be the candidate who receives the honor of eating my flesh and bones.
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| Ogordemir99 |
Posted: 10/1/2007 3:17:38 AM UTC |
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# 004 |
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
| Jokes are better if they don't involve cannibalism.
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu |
| Momma Boy |
Posted: 10/1/2007 3:19:27 AM UTC |
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# 005 |
Level: 30
Legend
| That wasn't a joke... (cry cry) now since no one wants me I will become a autophagy...(sob sob)
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| Ogordemir99 |
Posted: 10/1/2007 3:20:50 AM UTC |
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# 006 |
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
| You silly Chinese and your self-consumption.
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu |
| Momma Boy |
Posted: 10/1/2007 3:22:32 AM UTC |
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# 007 |
Level: 30
Legend
| I don't appreciate the comment, and perhaps I will taste like mu shu pork, or chicken fried rice. You can cook me however your heart desires.
Give a gosh dang bid too!
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God is in heaven, let there be peace on earth |
| Ogordemir99 |
Posted: 10/1/2007 3:23:27 AM UTC |
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# 008 |
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
| You see, bidding is paradoxical. You'll be dead before you get to use that money anyway.
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu |
| Momma Boy |
Posted: 10/1/2007 3:25:53 AM UTC |
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# 009 |
Level: 30
Legend
| No, I won't and stop naysaying my desires and dreams. Also my last sacrifice to man kind.
The bad words- God Damn it!!! Meanie!!!
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| Tengu Ghost |
Posted: 10/1/2007 3:26:13 AM UTC |
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# 010 |
Level: 37
Advanced
| This topic Phails I want the 4 seconds of my life and 10 iq points I lost back.
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Love me or love to hate me either way you love me.
Become one of my werewolf's http://s3.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=84485
http://www.freewebs.com/goddeathot/index.htm <---- good open tibia server. Thats the home page please try it we need players |
| Ogordemir99 |
Posted: 10/1/2007 3:27:06 AM UTC |
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# 011 |
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
| The bad words- God Damn it!!! Meanie!!!
Failure.
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu |
| Momma Boy |
Posted: 10/1/2007 3:28:01 AM UTC |
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# 012 |
Level: 30
Legend
| W-H-A-T?
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| Ogordemir99 |
Posted: 10/1/2007 3:28:53 AM UTC |
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# 013 |
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
| There's no good answer to that.
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu |
| Tengu Ghost |
Posted: 10/1/2007 3:34:10 AM UTC |
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# 014 |
Level: 37
Advanced
| As Eel would say this topic fails and you fail at life for making it. You should do the world a favor and go jump off a bridge. :P
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Love me or love to hate me either way you love me.
Become one of my werewolf's http://s3.bitefight.org/c.php?uid=84485
http://www.freewebs.com/goddeathot/index.htm <---- good open tibia server. Thats the home page please try it we need players |
| THS Ruler |
Posted: 10/1/2007 3:36:55 AM UTC |
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# 015 |
Level: 30
Legend
| I leave for 20 mins.....
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| Momma Boy |
Posted: 10/1/2007 4:04:50 AM UTC |
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# 016 |
Level: 30
Legend
| F*** going to eat my self then. Hope you guys feel good about what you have done to me.. (sob sob)
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| Ogordemir99 |
Posted: 10/1/2007 9:50:45 PM UTC |
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# 017 |
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
| You can say 'fuck' here.
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu |
| legend789 |
Posted: 10/1/2007 11:36:05 PM UTC |
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# 018 |
Level: 30
Legend
| Oh pick me!!!11!1 I'd love to eat you because you're so hawt and I love you <333 I always think about you in bed and stuff...
Also I bid negative infinity Monopoly Euros.
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Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands! - Auron (FFX) |
| Momma Boy |
Posted: 10/2/2007 3:42:59 AM UTC |
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# 019 |
Level: 30
Legend
| Hmmm... I don't want t have sex with you if that what you are alluding to. However with the right amount of money, it can be an option prior to me being eaten by you. Just bid my friend.
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| Momma Boy |
Posted: 10/3/2007 4:05:40 AM UTC |
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# 020 |
Level: 30
Legend
| Dead thread... ok I guess... I will live
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| Ozzmark |
Posted: 10/3/2007 4:59:14 AM UTC |
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# 021 |
Level: 30
Legend
| $12 to you up front when you come to my house. I am hungry. |
| legend789 |
Posted: 10/3/2007 6:08:14 PM UTC |
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# 022 |
Level: 30
Legend
| Hmmm... I don't want t have sex with you if that what you are alluding to. However with the right amount of money, it can be an option prior to me being eaten by you. Just bid my friend.
Nah, you're probably a guy o.o I was j/k. But if you were a girl I'd do it.
But since this is still part of the Internet, I can't trust you to be a girl, especially if you told me you were.
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Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands! - Auron (FFX) |
| THS Ruler |
Posted: 10/3/2007 6:28:15 PM UTC |
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# 023 |
Level: 30
Legend
| Lame Username is a short, creepy, easily aroused, male Chinese rapist. Chances are, he'd rape you while you were eating him and not the other way around.
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The bitch is back.
"Now we are engaged in grade school war chest..." - Vista |
| Momma Boy |
Posted: 10/4/2007 4:44:43 PM UTC |
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# 024 |
Level: 30
Legend
| Damn my plan has been foiled. Lord Ala help me!!!
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God is in heaven, let there be peace on earth |
| legend789 |
Posted: 10/5/2007 2:00:58 AM UTC |
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# 025 |
Level: 30
Legend
| Lame Username is a short, creepy, easily aroused, male Chinese rapist. Chances are, he'd rape you while you were eating him and not the other way around.
That's wrong on so many levels o.o
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Now! This is it! Now is the time to choose! Die and be free of pain or live and fight your sorrow! Now is the time to shape your stories! Your fate is in your hands! - Auron (FFX) |
| THS Ruler |
Posted: 10/5/2007 2:21:34 AM UTC |
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# 026 |
Level: 30
Legend
| Indeed it is.
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The bitch is back.
"Now we are engaged in grade school war chest..." - Vista |