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THS Ruler Posted: 11/30/2007 3:00:54 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 001
Level: 30
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How about we all write a fanfic. Bring back the true reason of TFN.

Let's do the: person a starts by writing something and then person b picks up and writes some more and then person c comes and adds to it and then a comes back, gets pissed off that b fucked up his original idea and turns the story back to its original plot line, at which point person d comes and puts a twist where the main character is a actually an Orc that lives in the West Indies making popcorn and humping dogs, to which person a tells d to fuck off and a huge flame war ensues.

I'll start.



It was a dark and stormy night. Not really. It was actually pretty light outside when Rachel stepped outside from her car and into the parking lot.

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"The definition of a hero under Rousseaus definition <- or, in less idiotic terms, Rousseaus definition of a hero
Ogordemir99 Posted: 11/30/2007 3:03:01 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 002
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
Rachel then promptly collapsed and died under the weight of her terribly-narrated life.
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"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
Ogordemir99 Posted: 11/30/2007 3:08:14 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 003
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
Also

How about we all write a fanfic. Bring back the true reason of TFN.

This isn't a fanfic, and fanfiction is not the reason TFN exists.
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
THS Ruler Posted: 11/30/2007 3:18:29 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 004
Level: 30
Legend
fuck you. You fucked my poorly-started story. You suck.
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"The definition of a hero under Rousseaus definition <- or, in less idiotic terms, Rousseaus definition of a hero
legend789 Posted: 11/30/2007 3:21:52 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 005
Level: 30
Legend
That sounds kinda like a Yaoi >_> What's wrong with you man?
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THS Ruler Posted: 11/30/2007 3:22:34 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 006
Level: 30
Legend
Rachel then awoke in the hospital.
"You were dead for quite some time," said the doctor, "but with modern medicine we brought you back."
"bleagnafsjdkasdf," was all Rachel could say as she was permanently brain dead.
Her boyfriend Harold, who was a fucking douchebag to everyone he ever met and got rejected from Harvard, the dream college he ranted about all the time, was always by her side (PS this also implies that Rachel is really really ugly) and vowed to find a cure for her once he got his LAW degree at NORTHWESTERN because he was a fucking loser and was forced to go there because he didn't apply as a backup to any normal college.
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"The definition of a hero under Rousseaus definition <- or, in less idiotic terms, Rousseaus definition of a hero
THS Ruler Posted: 11/30/2007 3:24:31 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 007
Level: 30
Legend
PS - I won't have internet for the next 12 hours.
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"The definition of a hero under Rousseaus definition <- or, in less idiotic terms, Rousseaus definition of a hero
Ogordemir99 Posted: 11/30/2007 3:25:24 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 008
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
Your Rachel arc is terrible. I'll introduce another character:
Gottfried ducked as a bottle of champagne flew past his head. He then stopped ducking, for whatever plot-enhancing reason, only to be struck across the head by a half-conscious middle-aged man waving a golden golf club.

"Arg!" Gottfried grunted most heroically. "This here proletarian revolution is going to be tougher than I thought!"
Feel free to continue this masterwork.
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
Kenri of the Yuri Posted: 11/30/2007 7:01:04 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 009
Level: 43
Editor
Goddammit do not make me start in with the yaoi.

I swear I'll do it.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 11/30/2007 1:30:29 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 010
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
Gottfried's character has no problem with yaoi. He is, after all, a communist.
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
Burgess Posted: 11/30/2007 4:31:30 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 011
Level: 51
Juggernaut, bitch.
Someone needs to get banned again.

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THS Ruler Posted: 11/30/2007 5:06:06 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 012
Level: 30
Legend
Who's yaoi?

Someone needs to get banned again.
That's what I've been telling Ogor for several hours yesterday! I'm glad you agree.
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"The definition of a hero under Rousseaus definition <- or, in less idiotic terms, Rousseaus definition of a hero
Burgess Posted: 11/30/2007 5:53:03 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 013
Level: 51
Juggernaut, bitch.
Well then it's settled!

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I smell like smoke because I have walked through fire.
Mega Sonic Posted: 11/30/2007 7:43:48 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 014
Level: 44
DSB Moderator
<3 Burgess
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GameCobra Posted: 11/30/2007 9:21:10 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 015
Level: 37
Advanced
Well then it's settled!


Oh shi~

*hides from Eel...and probably any other mod for no good reason.*
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 11/30/2007 10:36:03 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 016
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
XD this topic is great.
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
THS Ruler Posted: 11/30/2007 11:30:02 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 017
Level: 30
Legend
Fuck off Burgess
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"The definition of a hero under Rousseaus definition <- or, in less idiotic terms, Rousseaus definition of a hero
Burgess Posted: 12/1/2007 7:25:19 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 018
Level: 51
Juggernaut, bitch.
Well when you set up the joke like that, how do you expect me to not deliver the punchline?!
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Burgess [Z?] http://blog.myspace.com/burgess51
I smell like smoke because I have walked through fire.
Ogordemir99 Posted: 12/1/2007 7:52:56 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 019
Level: 49
Liberal Arts Major
It was an opportunity too good to pass up!
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
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