Liberal Arts Major
CAST OF CHARACTERS
Processed tiger, the gallant hero, masquerading as another;
Michael, his only friend and subject of his masquerades; and
LivinSarcstic23, Michael's ex-girlfriend
SETTING
Late August, 2004, somewhere on the Internet.
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LivinSarcstic23: hi!
LivinSarcstic23: wasnt today great?
Processed tiger: ummm....
Processed tiger: sure.....
LivinSarcstic23: you were only in one of my classes
LivinSarcstic23: and you didnt do anything weird
LivinSarcstic23: good job
Processed tiger: ...
Processed tiger: >_>
LivinSarcstic23: and I liked your shirt
LivinSarcstic23: so good job for that
Processed tiger: ...
Processed tiger: talk to Pavel....
Processed tiger: Timberline
Processed tiger: he said it sucked....
LivinSarcstic23: did u call Pavel?
LivinSarcstic23: awww
LivinSarcstic23: poor kid
Processed tiger: yea....
Processed tiger: talk to him....
LivinSarcstic23: he gets mad when I call him though
Processed tiger: AIM
Processed tiger: nah...
LivinSarcstic23: yea..
LivinSarcstic23: he says it scares his parents
LivinSarcstic23: woops
Processed tiger: ....>_>
Processed tiger: well, AIM him...
LivinSarcstic23: hes on??
LivinSarcstic23: whats his name?
Processed tiger: Processed tiger
Processed tiger: :-D
Processed tiger: ...
LivinSarcstic23: huh?
LivinSarcstic23: ohh
LivinSarcstic23: hes at your house?
LivinSarcstic23: coool!
LivinSarcstic23: hi Pavel!!!
Processed tiger: ?
Processed tiger: I am Pavel...
Processed tiger: hii.
Processed tiger: hi
LivinSarcstic23: for some reason Im not enthused anymore
LivinSarcstic23: am I mad at you?
LivinSarcstic23: I dont remember
Processed tiger: no....
LivinSarcstic23: oh
LivinSarcstic23: ok!
Processed tiger: so....
LivinSarcstic23: how was High School?
LivinSarcstic23: was it fun?
Processed tiger: so, how's everything with Michael?
Processed tiger: nah...
LivinSarcstic23: oh
Processed tiger: did my plan work?
LivinSarcstic23: did u skip 10th math?
LivinSarcstic23: no
LivinSarcstic23: and it never will
Processed tiger: yea
Processed tiger: why?
LivinSarcstic23: didnt u say you were going to?
LivinSarcstic23: I thought u were in 11th math now
Processed tiger: I am.
Processed tiger: ...and I'm sorry...
LivinSarcstic23: oh
LivinSarcstic23: for what?
Processed tiger: for pretending to be Michael....
LivinSarcstic23: Michaels not there?
Processed tiger: I am Pavel.....
LivinSarcstic23: I dont beleive you.
Processed tiger: Processed Tiger is Pavel
Processed tiger: it is....
LivinSarcstic23: hmm
Processed tiger: really.....
LivinSarcstic23: how would I prove this..
LivinSarcstic23: no its not
LivinSarcstic23: wait
LivinSarcstic23: so its JUST your name?
Processed tiger: in the beginning, you were the one who thought I was....
LivinSarcstic23: ha
LivinSarcstic23: Michael
LivinSarcstic23: he wouldnt give you his password..
Processed tiger: I said I had no PT...
Processed tiger: remember?
Processed tiger: You thought I was Micahellll......
Processed tiger: I then decided to go along....
LivinSarcstic23: Im so confused.
Processed tiger: I logged on....
Processed tiger: Processed Tiger...
LivinSarcstic23: so..
Processed tiger: You thought I was Michaelll....
LivinSarcstic23: Im so messed up
Processed tiger: I played along....
Processed tiger: yea, you are...
LivinSarcstic23: so Ive never talked to Michael??
Processed tiger: heh...
Processed tiger: >_>
Processed tiger: nope...
LivinSarcstic23: hahahaha
Processed tiger: he got all the conv, though...
LivinSarcstic23: ...
LivinSarcstic23: wow..
LivinSarcstic23: do I feel stupid or what..
Processed tiger: last time, he told me what to say....
Processed tiger: yea....
LivinSarcstic23: the little moron...
LivinSarcstic23: I knew something seemed weird..
LivinSarcstic23: god, I feel stupid
LivinSarcstic23: now I hate you both
Processed tiger: ...
LivinSarcstic23 signed off at 3:24:47 PM.
Processed tiger: why?
Previous message was not received by LivinSarcstic23 because of error: User LivinSarcstic23 is not available.
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
Liberal Arts Major
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
Editor
XDXDXD
PROTIP: If you need to pretend to be someone else to make women want to talk to you, you're doing something wrong.
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The Credo of Little Mac: Any time not spent doing ZE UPPERCUT is time that could be better spent doing ZE UPPERCUT.
"...Your animal analogies have grown tiresome!" ~Godot, Phoenix Wright 3
Liberal Arts Major
The frightening part is that Tiger pretended to be me for like a month and she never noticed until he told her.
Then the other funny part is how the event took her from an exceptionally high-and-mighty position and made her quite pathetic.
EDIT: Good lord, I've just discovered a treasure trove of hilariously damning E-mails. I should look through old stuff more often.
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
Message last edited by Ogordemir99 on 11/29/2007 at 11:25:13 PM
Editor
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The Credo of Little Mac: Any time not spent doing ZE UPPERCUT is time that could be better spent doing ZE UPPERCUT.
"...Your animal analogies have grown tiresome!" ~Godot, Phoenix Wright 3
Liberal Arts Major
No, she is very much not, and I shall quietly avoid embarrassing myself by posting pics maybe. >_>
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
Juggernaut, bitch.
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Burgess [Z?] http://blog.myspace.com/burgess51
I smell like smoke because I have walked through fire.
Legend
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"The definition of a hero under Rousseaus definition <- or, in less idiotic terms, Rousseaus definition of a hero
Legend
I didn't pretend to be someone else to get her to talk to me (why would I want that horrid experience?) She assumed I was Michael one day and I went along with it. It was mildly entertaining I think - this was like 3 years ago.
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"The definition of a hero under Rousseaus definition <- or, in less idiotic terms, Rousseaus definition of a hero
Liberal Arts Major
To be fair, it's not like either participant is competent enough to maintain a conversation's flow.
Why would even think of asking whether or not she's hot?
Maybe they should decide for themselves, although I'm relatively certain that's not actually her. It's close though. Same name and everything.
She assumed I was Michael one day and I went along with it.
Let me try to replicate what went through your mind:
"Sweet! Now I finally have a chance to get into some else's pants!"this was like 3 years ago.
You can tell, because I point that out right at the top there.
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
Editor
Oh, possibly because no one said she was Andrea until you just did. That might be it. <_<
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The Credo of Little Mac: Any time not spent doing ZE UPPERCUT is time that could be better spent doing ZE UPPERCUT.
"...Your animal analogies have grown tiresome!" ~Godot, Phoenix Wright 3
Liberal Arts Major
I've only had one girlfriend. >_>
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
Legend
LivinSarcstic23, Michael's ex-girlfriend
dumbass...
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"The definition of a hero under Rousseaus definition <- or, in less idiotic terms, Rousseaus definition of a hero
Editor
And, yet again I must ask, how was I supposed to know this? <_<
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The Credo of Little Mac: Any time not spent doing ZE UPPERCUT is time that could be better spent doing ZE UPPERCUT.
"...Your animal analogies have grown tiresome!" ~Godot, Phoenix Wright 3
Liberal Arts Major
You would think that, since I've spent the past five years bitching and moaning over Andrea, I would do the same with whatever other unlucky girl (or boy, why not?) managed to fall into my trap.
SHe's so awesome and HOT!!!!
She's a debater.
That's the extent to which that statement is true.
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
Message last edited by Ogordemir99 on 12/29/2007 at 10:49:05 AM
Editor
Or maybe you went on two dates with this theoretical girl and it was completely uneventful, and you stayed friends afterwards. How would I know?
I assumed TFN as a whole was on a first name basis with Andrea, and if this story was about her, you would just say so instead of giving a vague description. Not that I'm blaming you.
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The Credo of Little Mac: Any time not spent doing ZE UPPERCUT is time that could be better spent doing ZE UPPERCUT.
"...Your animal analogies have grown tiresome!" ~Godot, Phoenix Wright 3
Message last edited by Kenri of the Yuri on 12/1/2007 at 02:51:48 AM
Liberal Arts Major
That's true, you seem to be quite clueless. I mean, come on! Two dates? What makes you think they'd show up for the first one?
you would just say so instead of giving a vague description. Not that I'm blaming you.
Actually you can blame me, as it was my fault I didn't clarify. >_>
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
Message last edited by Ogordemir99 on 12/1/2007 at 02:55:07 AM
Legend
PS: I'm trying to think what John would have done if I reposted something like this of his. Probably make up some law I broke and then threaten to sue me. Well John, you broke law XC342-P4532 of the Internet and FBI code of security, so you must now take off your pants, cut off your balls, and eat them while standing on top of the school lunch table during lunch or you will be sued.
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"The definition of a hero under Rousseaus definition <- or, in less idiotic terms, Rousseaus definition of a hero
Liberal Arts Major
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
Message last edited by Ogordemir99 on 12/1/2007 at 02:14:00 PM
Legend
... I had things to say while reading, and completely forgot them when it came time to post. ._. ~ from the other topic
XfuckingD For some reason I found that really really funny.
That topic brings back so many memories. Good times, good times.
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"The definition of a hero under Rousseaus definition <- or, in less idiotic terms, Rousseaus definition of a hero
Legend
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"The definition of a hero under Rousseaus definition <- or, in less idiotic terms, Rousseaus definition of a hero
Liberal Arts Major
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
Liberal Arts Major
You clearly deserved it.
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu