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Here's mine. Feel free to ask questions to prep me for their Q&A.
Everyone is obsessed about protein shakes and wanking it. We can put the two together into something that helps society - a sperm protein shake. One crank provides about 11 grams of protein, which can be sold by "shot," or as a combo of about 20 shots to provide an energy boost of the average protein shake. To prevent the spread of disease, all donors will be tested and the sperm will be pasteurized to prevent an unwanted "experimenting" by any women.
They will be sold in a variety of flavors, from plain, to creamy vanilla, chunky chocolate, and tropical splurge. There will also be a special option for racists to choose the color of the donor to be what they consider to be the dominant race.
Thank you for listening to my presentation. Any questions?
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(9:33:53 PM) Alestra77: you seem to have glossed over the fact that you treat all women like prostitutes
(9:34:10 PM) Alestra77: "k, so, I bought you coffee... when do I get my handjob?"
Goddammit, I hate you so much. ~ Kenri to me (2 times)
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YOU JUST WON WORST TOPIC OF THE YEAR!
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
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(9:33:53 PM) Alestra77: you seem to have glossed over the fact that you treat all women like prostitutes
(9:34:10 PM) Alestra77: "k, so, I bought you coffee... when do I get my handjob?"
Goddammit, I hate you so much. ~ Kenri to me (2 times)
~~WINNER OF WORST TOPIC OF THE YEAR '08~~
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(9:33:53 PM) Alestra77: you seem to have glossed over the fact that you treat all women like prostitutes
(9:34:10 PM) Alestra77: "k, so, I bought you coffee... when do I get my handjob?"
Goddammit, I hate you so much. ~ Kenri to me (3 times)
~~WINNER OF WORST TOPIC OF THE YEAR '08~~
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Common sense these days is about as common as Gold being hidden inside your ass. - Me.
Stupidity is more common than common sense -Me.
Currently Playing: Halo 3, Forza Motorsport 2.
Recently beaten: Halo 3
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(9:33:53 PM) Alestra77: you seem to have glossed over the fact that you treat all women like prostitutes
(9:34:10 PM) Alestra77: "k, so, I bought you coffee... when do I get my handjob?"
Goddammit, I hate you so much. ~ Kenri to me (3 times)
~~WINNER OF WORST TOPIC OF THE YEAR '08~~
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Somehow, I think you may have this problem anyway.
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God dammit THS, just shut the fuck up and go away.
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Common sense these days is about as common as Gold being hidden inside your ass. - Me.
Stupidity is more common than common sense -Me.
Currently Playing: Halo 3, Forza Motorsport 2.
Recently beaten: Halo 3
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Well, let's see:
52% women, 48% men
11% homosexual - (let's go with: 5.28% homosexual males, 5.72% homosexual females)
The 5.28% homosexual males shouldn't have a problem, but let's say only a mere 80% try it (4.224%)
Women shouldn't have that much of a problem with it, but w/e - let's say that 20% of the heterosexual women are virgins for life or something like that(37.024%)
And let's assume that of the 10% of protein shake male drinkers, 45% are organic and all natural hippies, or whom 60% would be willing to this all-natural product(2.7%)
The grand total is: 43.948% of the population would try and/or continually use this drink.
4% of the population watch Farmhouse Fun.
Grand total: 4.05% of the population would try and/or continually use this drink. (0.05% includes S&M and goths/emos)
God dammit THS, just shut the fuck up and go away.
1) You don't have to read this topic.
2) You are a mere level 27 Idol while I am a stout level 40 "Special" user
3) I do go away. And then come back to see if people like you responded to my posts so that I may respond back.
4) Don't try to steal Kenri's awesome catchphrase and attempt to change it by misspelling it.
5) Because I have not insulted you by saying something sexual about your mother, as is the standard these days: I did your mom last night. It was good. Yay me.
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(9:33:53 PM) Alestra77: you seem to have glossed over the fact that you treat all women like prostitutes
(9:34:10 PM) Alestra77: "k, so, I bought you coffee... when do I get my handjob?"
Goddammit, I hate you so much. ~ Kenri to me (3 times)
~~WINNER OF WORST TOPIC OF THE YEAR '08~~
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You don't know how close I was to promoting him just to screw this point up. >_>
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2) You are a mere level 27 Idol while I am a stout level 40 "Special" user
3) I do go away. And then come back to see if people like you responded to my posts so that I may respond back.
4) Don't try to steal Kenri's awesome catchphrase and attempt to change it by misspelling it.
5) Because I have not insulted you by saying something sexual about your mother, as is the standard these days: I did your mom last night. It was good. Yay me.
1: No. I don't. However, this retarded topic clutters up the most useful/interesting topics that may pop up.
2: I find it funny how you mention your level, like it matters.
3: I mean forever.
4: I didn't steal it, I borrowed it. And I didn't misspell it, moron.
5: Original.
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Common sense these days is about as common as Gold being hidden inside your ass. - Me.
Stupidity is more common than common sense -Me.
Currently Playing: Halo 3, Forza Motorsport 2.
Recently beaten: Halo 3
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But yeah, levels on TFN = roflcopter.
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"What is the greatest threat facing us now? People will say its terrorism. But are there any terrorists in the world who can change the American way of life or our political system? No. Can they knock down a building? Yes. Can they kill somebody? Yes. But can they change us? No. Only we can change ourselves. So what is the great threat we are facing? - Colin Powell
Liberal Arts Major
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Movie of the Month for January 2008: Chasing Amy
"Psychos don't explode when sunlight hits them, I don't care how fucking crazy they are!" - Seth Gecko From Dusk Till Dawn
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I forget if that worked, IIRC, it didn't the first time, but he may have fixed it a second time. I'd test it on Kenri (out of tradition), but I don't want to cause any unnecessary drama.
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"What is the greatest threat facing us now? People will say its terrorism. But are there any terrorists in the world who can change the American way of life or our political system? No. Can they knock down a building? Yes. Can they kill somebody? Yes. But can they change us? No. Only we can change ourselves. So what is the great threat we are facing? - Colin Powell
Liberal Arts Major
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Movie of the Month for January 2008: Chasing Amy
"Psychos don't explode when sunlight hits them, I don't care how fucking crazy they are!" - Seth Gecko From Dusk Till Dawn
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I was suspecting a demotion actually. <_<
... Levels mean something here? I missed that memo.
Totally! They show your power!
1: No. I don't. However, this retarded topic clutters up the most useful/interesting topics that may pop up.
2: I find it funny how you mention your level, like it matters.
3: I mean forever.
4: I didn't steal it, I borrowed it. And I didn't misspell it, moron.
5: Original.
1) LMFAO. Interesting and useful topics. How long have you been here?
2) It totally does
3) ;_;
4) Borrowing's bad. Mmkay?
5) Yup
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(9:33:53 PM) Alestra77: you seem to have glossed over the fact that you treat all women like prostitutes
(9:34:10 PM) Alestra77: "k, so, I bought you coffee... when do I get my handjob?"
Goddammit, I hate you so much. ~ Kenri to me (3 times)
~~WINNER OF WORST TOPIC OF THE YEAR '08~~
Liberal Arts Major
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"What is the greatest threat facing us now? People will say its terrorism. But are there any terrorists in the world who can change the American way of life or our political system? No. Can they knock down a building? Yes. Can they kill somebody? Yes. But can they change us? No. Only we can change ourselves. So what is the great threat we are facing? - Colin Powell
Liberal Arts Major
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Movie of the Month for January 2008: Chasing Amy
"Psychos don't explode when sunlight hits them, I don't care how fucking crazy they are!" - Seth Gecko From Dusk Till Dawn
Legend
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(9:33:53 PM) Alestra77: you seem to have glossed over the fact that you treat all women like prostitutes
(9:34:10 PM) Alestra77: "k, so, I bought you coffee... when do I get my handjob?"
Goddammit, I hate you so much. ~ Kenri to me (3 times)
~~WINNER OF WORST TOPIC OF THE YEAR '08~~
Liberal Arts Major
Hopefully true, and probably true.
But yeah, levels on TFN = roflcopter.
As a general rule, any idea which makes anything on TFN seem significant on any level = lollerskates.
I just imagine it was fixed when Ogor overhauled it to to stop me from demoting the other mods and admins.
Restore user I believe doesn't work on anyone level 41+, as I did that to prevent people (i.e. you) from demoting random mods (i.e. Kenri). It might work on Tiger though.
There's not a very good track record for "fixing" things here. >_>
hey f u
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
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You might be the only one. <_<
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"What is the greatest threat facing us now? People will say its terrorism. But are there any terrorists in the world who can change the American way of life or our political system? No. Can they knock down a building? Yes. Can they kill somebody? Yes. But can they change us? No. Only we can change ourselves. So what is the great threat we are facing? - Colin Powell
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They were both annoying and entertaining to watch.
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
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no u
You found those entertaining? >_>
You might be the only one. <_<
I thought I was the only one who didn't think the newer Sonics were utter shit. Kenri proved me wrong there. >_>
And I'm sure you're probably wrong as well. <_<
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Movie of the Month for January 2008: Chasing Amy
"Psychos don't explode when sunlight hits them, I don't care how fucking crazy they are!" - Seth Gecko From Dusk Till Dawn
Liberal Arts Major
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"What is the greatest threat facing us now? People will say its terrorism. But are there any terrorists in the world who can change the American way of life or our political system? No. Can they knock down a building? Yes. Can they kill somebody? Yes. But can they change us? No. Only we can change ourselves. So what is the great threat we are facing? - Colin Powell
Message last edited by xp1337 on 1/23/2008 at 09:04:01 PM
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
Legend
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(9:33:53 PM) Alestra77: you seem to have glossed over the fact that you treat all women like prostitutes
(9:34:10 PM) Alestra77: "k, so, I bought you coffee... when do I get my handjob?"
Goddammit, I hate you so much. ~ Kenri to me (3 times)
~~WINNER OF WORST TOPIC OF THE YEAR '08~~