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PM Date: 4/15/2008 8:15:28 PM | From: sandmj32 | Reply |
Just thought I'd let you know, SW and I decided not to start on the Lightbox thing. He told me that he doesn't want anything modified (and no prototype pages created) until a few weeks have passed, because his site is being looked at possibly for awards.
PM Date: 4/15/2008 8:18:23 PM | From: sandmj32 | Reply |
Ooo! I got an idea! Why don't you set up a new topic where you rant about me being stupid, an idiot, etc.!
And so, we are now doing what he proposed.
I'll start.
John is a lying cheating pile of horse crap. He attempts to make himself look awesome through his "programming skill" which include clicking and dragging premade scripts onto a page. When asked to make a login for real, he failed. Not only did he just fail, he miserably failed, showing no knowledge of sql, php, or any sort of basic programming skills aside from a bunch of whining and overuse of unneeded html tags to be W3C compliant. Hey fucker, I can make a website of one php page that doesn't work and still be W3C compliant. W3C is for retarded fuckers who have nothing else to show for their work.
I would go on and on and on and on and on, but I have a test to study for. I'll invite some other schoolmates to continue this.
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(9:33:53 PM) Alestra77: you seem to have glossed over the fact that you treat all women like prostitutes
(9:34:10 PM) Alestra77: "k, so, I bought you coffee... when do I get my handjob?"
Goddammit, I hate you so much. ~ Kenri to me (3 times)
~~WINNER OF WORST TOPIC OF THE YEAR '08~~
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You, however...
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I guess I'm retared then flash :'(. As I can't use sql,php,or any of the other shit. only thing I can use is xml and thats only to take monsters from open tibia servers and make weaker or super versions of them selfs. But then again I'm not into all that website making stuff.
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Exactly. You're not flaunting lies about your "programming abilities." You not knowing this means nothing. I don't know anything about gaming, literature, history, etc and I don't pretend to. John, on the other hand, does.
Not so much that I fail, but that I was simply too lazy and wanted to do other, more useful things than making a login for Pavel.
Umm...no. Let's look at some aim convos...
(9:41:59 PM) Pavel: somewhere you fucked up
(9:42:17 PM) John Sandmeyer: oh
(9:42:21 PM) John Sandmeyer: i just looked in index.php
(9:42:23 PM) John Sandmeyer: found a glitch
(9:42:25 PM) John Sandmeyer: i didn't change this file
(9:42:33 PM) John Sandmeyer: if (isset($username) && $userlevelm >= 2)
{
?>
(9:42:46 PM) Pavel: <_<
(9:42:51 PM) Pavel: not a glitch
(9:42:52 PM) John Sandmeyer: obviously that will fail
(9:42:56 PM) Pavel: ?
(9:43:03 PM) John Sandmeyer: you opened a bracket and didn't close it
(9:43:04 PM) John Sandmeyer: {
(9:43:11 PM) John Sandmeyer: if () { ?>
(9:43:12 PM) Pavel: bracket?
(9:43:19 PM) Pavel: wtf
(9:43:26 PM) John Sandmeyer: if (blah blah) { ?>
(9:43:28 PM) Pavel: yea
(9:43:30 PM) Pavel: and...?
(9:43:39 PM) John Sandmeyer: that's obviously an error
(9:43:41 PM) John Sandmeyer: you opened a bracket
(9:43:44 PM) John Sandmeyer: and stopped php
(9:43:44 PM) Pavel: how is that an error?
(9:43:47 PM) Pavel: .......
(9:43:54 PM) Pavel: you really don't know php then I see
...
(9:45:05 PM) John Sandmeyer: so why is it blank?
(9:45:13 PM) John Sandmeyer: there's no excuse for a blank page
(9:45:18 PM) John Sandmeyer: it has ABSOLUTELY NO CONTENT
(9:45:19 PM) Pavel: b/c you failed with the sql
(9:45:21 PM) Pavel: yes
(9:45:22 PM) Pavel: sql
(9:45:23 PM) Pavel: failed
(9:45:24 PM) Pavel: j00
(9:45:24 PM) Pavel: etc
[Problem was that he was calling a db that had no tables/content. -___- ]
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(9:33:53 PM) Alestra77: you seem to have glossed over the fact that you treat all women like prostitutes
(9:34:10 PM) Alestra77: "k, so, I bought you coffee... when do I get my handjob?"
Goddammit, I hate you so much. ~ Kenri to me (3 times)
~~WINNER OF WORST TOPIC OF THE YEAR '08~~
Message last edited by THS Ruler on 4/17/2008 at 09:02:59 PM
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(1:34:35 PM) Pavel: it's my only hope
(1:35:06 PM) Pavel: INSERT INTO fag VALUES(etc, etc)
(1:35:35 PM) John Sandmeyer: hmm...
(1:35:39 PM) John Sandmeyer: i'm not going to like this project
(1:35:43 PM) Pavel: -_-
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(1:38:00 PM) John Sandmeyer: how do i execute sql script? and how do i connect to my mysql server?
(1:38:11 PM) Pavel: ....................................................................
(1:38:14 PM) John Sandmeyer: lol
(1:38:22 PM) John Sandmeyer: should i look at config.inc.php for that?
(1:38:25 PM) Pavel: I'll answer the first - the second = look online
(1:38:42 PM) Pavel: mysql_query("SELECT * FROM users etc etc etc")
(1:39:35 PM) John Sandmeyer: and that's a php function
(1:39:37 PM) John Sandmeyer: ?
(1:39:44 PM) Pavel: yes
(1:39:47 PM) John Sandmeyer: ok
(1:39:49 PM) John Sandmeyer: cool!
(1:39:59 PM) John Sandmeyer: ok
(1:40:00 PM) Pavel: ...yea...
(1:40:03 PM) John Sandmeyer: blegh
(1:40:05 PM) John Sandmeyer: this will take a while to do
(1:40:13 PM) Pavel: not really, no
(1:40:30 PM) John Sandmeyer: with everything i want it to do, yes
(1:40:31 PM) John Sandmeyer: tables
(1:40:36 PM) John Sandmeyer: tables of data
(1:40:37 PM) John Sandmeyer: edit boxes
(1:40:43 PM) John Sandmeyer: i don't know how to do edit boxes in php
(1:40:59 PM) Pavel: forms
(1:41:00 PM) Pavel: in html
(1:41:03 PM) Pavel: easy shit
(1:41:10 PM) John Sandmeyer: don't know how to have it read data && save to sql tho
(1:41:16 PM) John Sandmeyer: i can do it in asp.net through functions
(1:41:24 PM) Pavel: umm.....update table ?
(1:41:32 PM) Pavel: yea, exactly, premade shit = gay
(1:41:35 PM) John Sandmeyer: is it something like $_POSTDATA["form_object_name"]
(1:41:49 PM) Pavel: ie those who know asp don';t really know much more tahn those who use dreamweaver and mac shit
(1:41:53 PM) Pavel: ...no
(1:41:58 PM) Pavel: than*
(1:42:01 PM) John Sandmeyer: asp's functions aren't premade
(1:42:15 PM) John Sandmeyer: it just handles stuff the way an executable program would
(1:42:28 PM) Pavel: if you don't know how to make a login form without a function doing it for you, yes, yes they are
(1:42:38 PM) John Sandmeyer: so how do i figure out what i typed into textarea "notes" ?
(1:43:02 PM) Pavel: copy paste your form
(1:43:11 PM) John Sandmeyer: i don't have one yet
(1:43:14 PM) Pavel: ......
(1:43:17 PM) Pavel: make one
(1:43:18 PM) John Sandmeyer: form name="notesform" textarea="classnotes"
(1:43:20 PM) John Sandmeyer: there you go
(1:43:22 PM) John Sandmeyer: erm
(1:43:25 PM) Pavel: ummm
(1:43:27 PM) John Sandmeyer: textarea name="classnotes"
(1:43:35 PM) Pavel: that's....wrong
(1:43:37 PM) John Sandmeyer: submit name="submit_button"
(1:43:39 PM) Pavel: in so mayn different ways
(1:43:41 PM) John Sandmeyer: anyhow
(1:43:42 PM) John Sandmeyer: who cares
(1:43:45 PM) John Sandmeyer: just how do i read the data
[I then attempt to explain basic things that he claimed to have known]
(1:56:31 PM) John Sandmeyer: ok, so tried this: echo(mysql_query("SELECT `OBJNUM` FROM `apgov`;"));
got "Resource id #4"
(1:56:33 PM) John Sandmeyer: what's up with that?
[BWAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH]
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(9:33:53 PM) Alestra77: you seem to have glossed over the fact that you treat all women like prostitutes
(9:34:10 PM) Alestra77: "k, so, I bought you coffee... when do I get my handjob?"
Goddammit, I hate you so much. ~ Kenri to me (3 times)
~~WINNER OF WORST TOPIC OF THE YEAR '08~~
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mysql_query("INSERT INTO `apgov` (`booknotes`) VALUES ('lolpwned');");
(2:01:19 PM) Pavel: ....no
(2:01:22 PM) John Sandmeyer: ??
(2:01:56 PM) Pavel: mysql_query("INSERT INTO `apgov` VALUES ('lolpwned')");
(2:02:04 PM) Pavel: wtf with the 2 ;; ?
(2:02:06 PM) Pavel: .....
(2:02:13 PM) John Sandmeyer: one for the sql query
(2:02:16 PM) John Sandmeyer: one for the end of php line
(2:02:17 PM) Pavel: ....no
(2:02:19 PM) John Sandmeyer: ??
(2:02:20 PM) John Sandmeyer: ok
(2:02:27 PM) Pavel: doesn't work like that
[He then still fails <_<]
(2:11:22 PM) John Sandmeyer:
mysql_query("INSERT INTO `apgov` VALUES ('','lolpwned','1','lolpwned','lolpwned');");
(2:11:32 PM) Pavel: ............................................
(2:11:34 PM) Pavel: DUDE
(2:11:37 PM) Pavel: WTF
(2:11:40 PM) Pavel: no two ;s
(2:11:40 PM) John Sandmeyer: ok
(2:11:48 PM) Pavel: fucking hell
(2:11:51 PM) John Sandmeyer: nvr mind
(2:11:53 PM) John Sandmeyer: i'll keep trying
(2:11:56 PM) Pavel: that's why it fails
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(2:16:19 PM) John Sandmeyer:
mysql_query("INSERT INTO `apgov` (UNIT_NAME,OUTLINE_LEVEL,BOOK_NOTES,CLASS_NOTES) VALUES ('lolpwned','1','lolpwned','lolpwned');");
(2:16:43 PM) Pavel: ...............................
(2:16:46 PM) Pavel: take
(2:16:47 PM) Pavel: the
(2:16:48 PM) Pavel: fucking
(2:16:51 PM) Pavel: second
(2:16:51 PM) Pavel: ;
(2:16:52 PM) Pavel: out
(2:16:54 PM) Pavel: WTF
(2:16:57 PM) Pavel: are you fucking blind
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(9:33:53 PM) Alestra77: you seem to have glossed over the fact that you treat all women like prostitutes
(9:34:10 PM) Alestra77: "k, so, I bought you coffee... when do I get my handjob?"
Goddammit, I hate you so much. ~ Kenri to me (3 times)
~~WINNER OF WORST TOPIC OF THE YEAR '08~~
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And Digi, setting a cookie in php is pretty much the simplest thing you can do.
setcookie("name", $_POST['name'], time()+3600000, '/');
The end. As for echoing a mysql_query, im almost in tears.
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And Digi, setting a cookie in php is pretty much the simplest thing you can do.
setcookie("name", $_POST['name'], time()+3600000, '/');
The end. As for echoing a mysql_query, im almost in tears.
Maybe but i don't even know how to find php. I really don't care either to be honest.
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That other tard is going round giving it large pretending he is top shit. I find this amusing.
Go make him write some OOP stuff <_<
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This is true: my first PHP "project" was figuring out how these boards run sort of, and you all can see how that turned out. Also I don't think they were using anotherfye to teach John PHP; as far as I know, John has only a passing acquaintance with this source.
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"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu