Liberal Arts Major
It should be 40 bucks, but apparently I went 136 mins over. I look at the call records and in the beginning of the month I apparently talked to someone who called me for over 40 mins. And then the same thing 2 weeks later. Now, I could envision MAYBE talking that long to someone I called or someone that's in my address book, but this is a totally random number AND it was an incoming call.
I'm gonna get those fuckers.
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Alestra77: you seem to have glossed over the fact that you treat all women like prostitutes
Alestra77: "k, so, I bought you coffee... when do I get my handjob?"
Goddammit, I hate you so much. ~ Kenri to me (3 times)
Alestra77: who the fuck is porky
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"I'm not perverted! I'm just immensely fascinated!" ~Lisa Yadomaru, Bleach
"Speed is... weight. Have you ever been kicked at the speed of light?" ~Admiral Kizaru, One Piece
"There's a pony in the shop, but don't buy it. It might do something unfortunate to you." ~from the first Summoner's Seal topic
Liberal Arts Major
And yes, phone sex is expensive and unfulfilling.
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Alestra77: you seem to have glossed over the fact that you treat all women like prostitutes
Alestra77: "k, so, I bought you coffee... when do I get my handjob?"
Goddammit, I hate you so much. ~ Kenri to me (3 times)
Alestra77: who the fuck is porky
Liberal Arts Major
That's what you get for calling me all the time while you're waiting for the bus so you can discuss some insignificant events that nobody, not even you, cares about until the bus comes and then you hang up and sign on the Internet like you should have done in the first place except you do that like three hours later if at all making the smalltalk on the phone even more worthless because it's impossible to develop any interesting ideas in five seconds and by the time we resume conversation it's like our phone conversation never even happened in the first place - which I suppose is no loss on account of the fact that those conversations we have when you call me while waiting for the bus never contain any worthwhile chitchat anyway and in fact the substance of those conversations varies between irredeemably pathetic and mind-numbingly repulsive such that one must fight the urge to stab oneself in the eye in an effort to erase all memory of said conversation but ultimately stabbing yourself isn't worth it because all the details are so uninteresting you'll forget them anyway and all you're left with is a sickly feeling, like you know you just had a morbid phone conversation, but you don't remember what it was about, just that it was so morbid, and then you feel the need to take a shower.
On second thought, this describes all of our conversations quite accurately.
It's so sad that I actually get the comic. <_<
Not as sad as this: http://vimeo.com/1790200
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu