Liberal Arts Major
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Alestra77: you seem to have glossed over the fact that you treat all women like prostitutes
Alestra77: "k, so, I bought you coffee... when do I get my handjob?"
Goddammit, I hate you so much. ~ Kenri to me (3 times)
Alestra77: who the fuck is porky
Liberal Arts Major
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
Liberal Arts Major
Season 5 Episode 13: Stress Relief
Winrar Jokes:
Michael pressuring Stanley, who just had a heart attack, to practice CPR on the dummny. "Stanley, we're not gonna always be there to cuddle your heart back. What are you gonna do when you're alone and your heart stops?" "I will die." "And you're ok with that?" "I'm ok with the logic of that..."
Trainer:"Assess the situation. Are they breathing?" "No, they're not breathing. And they have no arms or legs. Where are they?" "No that's not.." "You know, if we come across someone with no arms or legs, do we bother resuscitating them at all?"
Random guy: "You were in the parking lot earlier, that's how I know you." "............"
"Wrong. We check for an organ donor card." (Talking about dummy) "He has one." "We only have 2 minutes to harvest! Get me some ice!" *pulls out a knife and slices open dummy*
Dwight stands with dummy's face on his. Everyone's like wtf. Later in conference with admins "....can you tell me why you had to cut the face off the dummy?"
"I've got to make sure YouTube comes down to tape this."
Rating: 8.5/10
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Alestra77: you seem to have glossed over the fact that you treat all women like prostitutes
Alestra77: "k, so, I bought you coffee... when do I get my handjob?"
Goddammit, I hate you so much. ~ Kenri to me (3 times)
Alestra77: who the fuck is porky