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The Tiger Posted: 4/20/2009 11:23:29 AM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 001
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So I was watching a video a few days ago and this stupid ad kept coming up - on 5 Hour Energy.
http://www.5hourenergy.com/

Their biggest points:

'Hours of energy now. No crash later. Zero sugar. Only 4 calories.'


A typical energy drink comes with a lot of extra baggage 12 teaspoons of sugar, 200 calories, herbal stimulants and 16 ounces of fluid. This combination can make you feel wired up then let you down with a crash. So dont drink energy drinks. Drink a 5-Hour Energy shot. It has zero sugar, zero herbal stimulants and as much caffeine as a cup of the leading premium coffee. And best of all only four little calories.

They fail to realize that a calorie is a unit of energy....and the less of it you have, the less fucking energy you have wtf. Stupid people piss me off. Obviously they're going for this being a caffeinated drink, but why the fucking stupid energy shit? The CEO needs to let go of his giant, overinflated penis.


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Kodan Posted: 4/20/2009 2:43:05 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 002
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...It's a drink designed to exploit peoples stupidity. >_>

People think that if you have even ONE calorie, you instantly grow fat and lazy.
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 4/20/2009 5:39:50 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 003
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The CEO needs to let go of his giant, overinflated penis.

Thanks, now I have to gouge out my brain.
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Flash2k11 Posted: 4/20/2009 9:03:47 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 004
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Ogordemir99 Posted: 4/20/2009 9:32:10 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 005
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The criteria for being online differ from the online users list and the topic viewers thing. I'm not sure what they are though.
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Tengu Ghost Posted: 4/20/2009 10:57:46 PM UTC | Message Detail | Filter | Author Profile | # 006
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For once I agree with you tiger. The shit is stupid,I bought some once an it didn't do half the job a 16oz can of the nos energy drink did. When I use to work for a convince store an I'd have to do the overnight shift then turn around an be back at 2pm for the mid-day shift I use to buy different energy drinks to keep me awake. I tried that 5 hour energy an less than 2 hours later I was close to passing out.
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