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"That was pretty interesting. But dropping a warship on me is cheating... Take it back!"-Id, Xenogears
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"There's a pony in the shop, but don't buy it. It might do something unfortunate to you." ~from the first Summoner's Seal topic
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When the sheriff came around in the middle of the night,you hear momma crying. He was headed down to Knoxville with the weekly load. You could smell the Whiskey burning up and down copperhead road. ~ Steve Earle
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Nah, it was a totem pole piece that you can put on top of your pencil. Complete with foreign instructions!
Why the fuck is it banned here in the states?
Choking hazard for children under three. Apparently having plastic inside your food isn't allowed in the states. =(
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"That was pretty interesting. But dropping a warship on me is cheating... Take it back!"-Id, Xenogears
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It really is.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Surprise
Kinder Eggs are sold all over the world excluding the United States, where the 1938 Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act prohibits embedding "non-nutritive items" in confections. Additionally, the Consumer Product Safety Commission issued a recall on the eggs in 1997 (mostly via import shops), likely as a consequence of the introduction of the rival Nestl Magic product featuring Disney characters, which was also quickly pulled under FDA pressure[1]. Kinder Egg-like confections are available, but only in a plastic form filled with small candies and/or stickers. There are some stores in the United States that sell genuine Kinder Eggs, often in conjunction with other imported British or other European sweets, although their import is illegal due to the 1938 law and 1997 recall.[2]
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mAsTa AsIa: STi POWAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
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Alestra77: you seem to have glossed over the fact that you treat all women like prostitutes
Alestra77: "k, so, I bought you coffee... when do I get my handjob?"
Goddammit, I hate you so much. ~ Kenri to me (3 times)
Alestra77: who the fuck is porky
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It really is.
I could actually report them for it, but as if I'd do something stupid like that.
Thought we were talking about ecstasy for a second.
i c wut u did thar
Damn, I haven't had those in a looong time. Used to pig out in Russia on that shit.
It's awesome stuff. I'm hoping to pick up more whenever we go to that place next time.
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"That was pretty interesting. But dropping a warship on me is cheating... Take it back!"-Id, Xenogears
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It's pretty telling that I remember.
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"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu