Liberal Arts Major
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"What the fuck is Alice doing in Wonderland anyway? Who the fuck told her she could leave the god damn kitchen in the first place?" -Random guy on Xbox Live
http://www.backloggery.com/kodan882
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"You're childish. What are you getting? Are you getting strawberry? Ha! That's such a childish flavor, only children eat strawberry."
Liberal Arts Major
He was frankly too hard on certain types of movies, like action movies and shit. Generally he would pass it off as worthless to see because you don't "get" anything from it.
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"What the fuck is Alice doing in Wonderland anyway? Who the fuck told her she could leave the god damn kitchen in the first place?" -Random guy on Xbox Live
http://www.backloggery.com/kodan882
Liberal Arts Major
On the other hand, if you don't get anything from it, what is there to criticize except for that? "I thought the explosions could have been more explosive"? "Megan Fox should have worn fewer clothes and had no lines whatsoever"? Whether or not you're entertained by action movies etc. depends on factors irrelevant to criticism. You don't go to a Jackie Chan movie for the plot and depth of character development!
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
Liberal Arts Major
Oh whats that? It's a movie about America blowing up aliens and shit? Oh this could have been so much more, blah blah blah.
IT'S A MOVIE ABOUT BLOWING UP FUCKING ALIENS IF YOU EXPECTED ANYTHING MORE THAN THAT YOU'RE AN IDIOT AND YOU'RE AN IDIOT FOR CRITICIZING IT FOR THAT FACT.
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"What the fuck is Alice doing in Wonderland anyway? Who the fuck told her she could leave the god damn kitchen in the first place?" -Random guy on Xbox Live
http://www.backloggery.com/kodan882
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A good one has good pacing, believable characters, witty dialogue, excellent choreography, and a romantic subplot that is either well-executed or nonexistent.
Lots of movies fail this test. Being in the action genre doesn't excuse that, in fact it makes it more of an issue than otherwise.
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"You're childish. What are you getting? Are you getting strawberry? Ha! That's such a childish flavor, only children eat strawberry."
Liberal Arts Major
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"What the fuck is Alice doing in Wonderland anyway? Who the fuck told her she could leave the god damn kitchen in the first place?" -Random guy on Xbox Live
http://www.backloggery.com/kodan882
Liberal Arts Major
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu
Editor
Ah, I see. We'll make a film critic of you yet!
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"You're childish. What are you getting? Are you getting strawberry? Ha! That's such a childish flavor, only children eat strawberry."
Liberal Arts Major
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"What the fuck is Alice doing in Wonderland anyway? Who the fuck told her she could leave the god damn kitchen in the first place?" -Random guy on Xbox Live
http://www.backloggery.com/kodan882
Liberal Arts Major
This says more about me than anything else.
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~ Ogordemir ~
"The sciences have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age." ~ H.P Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu