How EpsilonX took over the world.
The title? I just typed the first thing that popped into my head. You know, considering a lot of my articles are about my relationships, or lack thereof, I thought I'd give you a little update on things.
I haven't had a relationship since February. Why, you ask? Well here's the biggest reason: all the girls at my school are either fat, ugly, a complete whore, or any combination of the aforementioned qualities. And I don't really go to parties. So here's what I've been doing.
Over the summer, I first started talking to the second to last girl I made out with, and we almost had something going again, but nothing came of that. So then I started talking to my ex-girlfriend Britt, the last girl I kissed at all. Well, everything would have worked if it hadn't been for her best friend who hates me. So that went down the tubes. So that was my summer, girlwise: going back to the same girls and not bothering to meet anyone new. I mean, there was this girl that my douchebag ex-friend tried to set me up with, but she was all weird and had never been in a relationship and all that shit. And that really pissed me off, because that told me that he thought I couldn't do any better than that. Which is part of why I'm not friends with him anymore.
The only girl I consistently spent time with was my best friend Kassie. And yes, that's all we are: friends. Which I'm totally cool with. But people don't seem to understand it. How can a guy and a girl spend so much time together without fingerfucking each other? Well, it's completely possible, and it's what I've got with Kassie. But her boyfriend is all paranoid that she's going to cheat on him with me. It's kind of nice knowing that guys view me as competition. Because that must mean I'm cute. Really cute.
Oh wait, I forgot...over the summer, a ladyfriend and I made love on a trampoline. No joke. It was good, but not as good as I had imagined it being. But anyways...
Yeah, early this schoolyear, there was this girl who I liked and who liked me, but then when I got to know her, I realized she wasn't my type. It hit me like a fucking sack of quarters. I was like, "Whoa, I didn't even realize I had a type." I think that was a huge step for me. Because before then, I didn't care who I was dating as long as I was dating somebody. I suppose I've gained emotional maturity, which is something I had been lacking for a while.
You know, it's interesting for me to look back and see who I was four years ago, or even as little as two years ago, and much I've changed since then. It's almost as if my entire personality shifted. Maybe it was the medicine that did that.
I haven't been in a relationship since I realized that being a total ass to girls helps make for a healthy relationship, rather than always being sweet to them. I was always so scared that if I wasn't always kind, that they'd leave me, but in reality, they left me because I was always kind. I'm dying to see if all the knowledge I've obtained will help me have a successful realtionship, but all I have to do is find the right girl. And I think I already have. But I'll just have to wait and see.
Au revoir, bitches.
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