Satellite games.
Do people even PLAY those fucking SHITTY "games" offered by satalite companies?
I don't see the god damn POINT of playing those.
For one, you spend MONEY for them and it's like, 5 bucks an hour, and 30 bucks for the day. FOR THE FUCKING DAY!
Second, you use your TV remote, which sucks for games.
Three, it's expensive and a waste of money.
You would get WAY more fucking bang for your buck if you spent that money on a fucking used GBA/Xbox/PS2 or something like that rather then spending the fucking MONEY PER DAY / HOUR on WORTHLESS fucking games.
Hell! If you have a computer AND you buy these, YOU'RE EVEN MORE OF A FUCKING IDIOT!
In short, if you play these games, you're a fucking idiot who needs shot. In the balls. With a fucking nail gun. Loaded with rusty fucking nails.
What set this rant off is this fucking retarded commercial on TV advertising these shitty games.
Starts off with some fucking retard in his office reading piles of books, and then another guy comes in asks him if he wants to go out for a dat... I mean lunch. (LAWL. BUTT PIRATE!)
But he just says "No thanks, I'd better buckle down...", then the other guy looks a little disappointed/sad and walks away. (FURTHER PROOF HE'S A BUTT PIRATE!)
Then it shows some people supporting him, then he's in his home reading a card from his kid saying "I BELIEVE IN YOU DADDY!", then he has this weird smile on his face. ...HE'S A PEDOPHILE!
And then finally he's sitting in his living room, eyes closed, breathing deeply and then goes "It's... TIME!" before engaging in an "exciting" game of TRIVIA on his satalite system!
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WHO THE FUCK WOULD STUDY AND GET SUPPORT FROM FRIENDS / FAMILY / OFFSPRING FOR A FUCKING TRIVIA GAME WHERE YOU WIN ABSOLUTLY JACK SHIT!?
Fucking stupidity. I NEED BLEACH! (No. Not the anime.)
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