"Yeah, you got any of that low-carb bread?"
Well, it's me again. Haha, I bet you didn't wanna hear from me again. Well...too. Fucking. Bad.
Anyways, I'd like to talk about something incredibly stupid: The Adkin's diet.
I don't give a flying fuck if I'm spelling it wrong. Hell, it sucks just that bad.
Well, anyways, I went to Subway today. I didn't get something low fat; I got a tuna sub with lettuce. And chips, and a diet cola.
Let me tell you, I'm one of the...stupider Americans. I'll order a Big Mac, Large Fry, and a Diet Coke. It's just who I am. I prefer Diet Coke to regular Coke.
But anyways, that's besides the point.
Now, they're trying to pass off low carb bread.
...Anybody with half a brain should know, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS LOW CARB BREAD.
However, stupid people pay a dollar more to get it. Christ almighty, and I thought *I* was stupid.
Anyways, as you know, the guy who invented the low-carb diet died of a heart attack recently. Oh, but we're all sure this has NOTHING to do with the diet he was on.
This must be taking a LOT of money away from bakers. I mean, for christ's sake, EVERYTHING is in low-carb form now.
Dounts.
Sodas.
Hell, even fucking bread.
Why does everyone go on this diet?
Because other diets don't work for them.
Well, I have an idea: instead of eating a huge, heaping bowl of ice cream after your 3 steaks, 7 colas, and 3 orders of fries, eat a fucking granola bar.
But hell, don't listen to me. When you die from lack of carbs, I'll be laughing my huge ass off.
May god have mercy on you, ya stupid sons of bitches.
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